Tapan: this story has been waiting so patiently, I'm proud of it for that /pets the story/ good story. Now you get rewarded.

Torna: you know, if you continue to do stuff like this people are going to wonder about you sanity.

Jhkitty: oh, I'm WAY past wondering.

Torna: you don't count.

Jhkitty/glares/ and why not?

Torna: Because you have no thumbs.

Jhkitty: what/looks at his paws/ ;-; I use to have thumbs. I loved them /sniffle/ people use to respect me! And I use to eat bagels, and dance around/cries/ now I can't, I CAN'T EVEN WEAR PANTS/runs away, crying/

Tapan: now look what you did!

Torna/shrugs/

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. That belongs to the sobbing cat in the corner. Oh and Nickelodeon!

Warning: Slash! RAPR and hints of ZADR! Not in this chapter but later on!like my other story, flame if you wish.

Sanctuary Earth


"Um sirs?"

"Not now can't you see we're busy." Red tapped the controller rapidly. "No! That wasn't fair!"

Purple snickered. "You just mad you losing."

The small pilot spoke again, a little more demanding. "My Tallests!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" the crimson tallest roared, so loud his co leader nearly fell out of his seat.

The irken took a step back, trying to add a little bit of space between him and the tall one. "W-we have some information on the Resisties. It seems they rebuilt and are ten times stronger than they were the last time." He pulled papers out and handed them to Red. "We sent in a spy to figure out what they were planning. It seems their mission as of now is assassination."

Purple shot up from his seat. "What?"

Red eyes scanned the paper, nodding. "'What' indeed." He looked up from the paper and glared down at small irken. "You sent in a spy without authorization from one of us? TO THE DUNGEON WITH HIM!" The papers were snatched from his hand.

Purple glared at him before looking at the documents. "I authorized it." He stopped the guards from taking the irken, who I'm calling Bill for now on. "Is there anyway to stop them?"

"You authorized without telling me?" Red's eyes widened.

Purple and Bill ignored him.

Bill shook his head. "Their defenses are too high. Our best chance is to hide you two."

"YOU authorized…without telling…. ME?"

Purple sighed and turned to Red. "I did tell you. In fact." The violet leader pulled a disc from his pocket. "I caught it on video tape." He put the disc in. on the giant scream appeared Red and Purple. Red had his head shoved in a bag of popcorn. Purple held his own bag in his hands, taking out a modest handful at a time.

Purple swallowed, and then looked over at Red. "I'm authorizing that spy."

"Uh-huh."

The disc stopped. Blinking, Red looked over at Purple. "That wasn't fair."

"Well neither is life, Red my friend."

I do not like green eggs and ham. Uh, back to the fic!

Red sighed. "Okay, fine. What do we do about it?"

Bill cleared his tiny throat. "Sirs? If I may. I suggest you hide out on a planet they wouldn't think to look."

"Hmmm." Purple scratched his chin. "That could work."

"But what planet?" Red pulled at his antenna, thinking. "it would need to be somewhere out of the empire. Somewhere far away."

"Where the people are dumb so we won't be noticed."

"But tall so we'll blend in."

They paused.

Then the communicator beeped.

"Incoming transmission from planet Earth."

Purple glanced over at his co- Tallest with a hopeful demeanor

Red glared at Purple. "Oh, HELL no!"

"But come on! The planet fits the needs!"

"No!"

"But it works!"

"I'm not sharing another planet with that. That." His voice lowered to a whisper. "Psycho."

"You won't have to see him."

"I don't need to!"

"C'mon! I'd like to live!"

"All the more reason not to go to Earth!"

Purple paused and turned away for a moment.

This made Red a little nervous. "Uh, Pur?"

The violet tallest turned back, his eyes rimmed with tears. His lip quivered slightly, making Red feel a little guilty.

But not so much to give in.

Yet. "Wouldn't we be safer on another planet? C'mon!"

Purple let out a small whimper, causing Red to hesitate.

After a moment, he sighed. "Fine! We'll go to Earth." He all but grumbled the last part.

Like a faucet, the tears stopped and Purple smiled triumphantly at he co-leader. It was always so easy for him to win over the crimson leader. It made him wonder why sometimes.


"I can't believe we're doing this." Red growled and crossed his arms. They stood in a smaller ship watching as it got closer and closer to the planet.

Beside them, stood another irken with two little wires to wrap around their heads, much like the one Tak wore.

The irken handed one to each of them as Bill explained how they worked. "sirs, these are your disguises for your time on earth. Both of them were made to suit you personalities in order to fully blend into the planet's population.

The stuck the little wires on and it automaticly began to change the irkens' forms. Red looked down at his hand, seeing more fingers added and taking a peachy skin tone. He felt something grow around the antennas on the top of his head and fell into his face. Red hair. His clothes changed into simple jeans and a red shirt to match his new hair color, his boots stayed with a few large buckles added around them. On his back, a black trench coat created itself.

And then he felt his chest get slightly heavier.

Looking down to see two large bubbles of flesh obstructing his view from the floor.

Panicked, he grabbed them and glared at Bill. "What the hell are these!"

Bill chuckled nervously. "We believe that in order to make the resistance blind to your presence on Earth, we'd need to disguise you as a female."

Red looked like he was going to kill… or she looked…you know, whatever. "Why you little son of a--"

"I feel pretty."

Red blinked and looked over at his/her co-leader. The girl he saw had long purple hair with eyes to match. Her shirt was pitch black with a dark purple mini skirt and knee-high boots. The skirt ended a little above mid thigh, showing the milky white legs.

Purple twirled around, watching as the skirt lifted slightly, then fell when the twirling stopped.

The amethyst leader looked up at the silence to find everyone staring at him/her. "What?"

Bill cleared his throat. "We have a house set up for you in a small neighborhood, the directions are in the pod along with the keys to the door. Your disguises are of two high school girls, in which you are to be enrolled. They will be expecting you tomorrow. Good-bye, my Tallests!" he bowed as the floor opened up and the two leaders fell into an escape pod preset for Earth. The pod was released from the ship and basically fell into the planet.

The ship landed in an old park, the night sky covered it nicely. Stepping out to observe their surroundings, Red was immediately degusted. "I don't want to be here!"

Purple stumbled out with the keys and the directions. "I know, but lets just try to make the best of it for now!" taking the other's hand, the purple one walked down the street, reading the instructions on where to go.


They stood before the house they'd be living in for god-knows how long.

Red snorted. "this is it? I'd rather be on the massive, fighting the resistance to the death!"

"Shhh. Do you wanna wake up the whole planet?" Purple glared and looked around at the houses next to them. "at least the neighbors seem to keep to themselves. Look at the little electric fence they have up."

Red looked toward the direction Purple was gesturing. "I think that's just so everyone will stay off their grass."

"Still. Now let's go inside instead of standing out here like idiots." With that, the purple leader walked up to the door, unlocked it and walked in.

Red shoved his/her hands in the trench coat pockets and followed with a grimace.


Tapan: now wasn't that fun! This is just the beginning!

Torna: obviously.

Tapan: hmph! So please feed the writer! R&R!