Jirachi's Rock~~~

by Purple Kecleon

Intro: Tis my first Pokemon fic, so, like, um, yeah. This isn't a regular story, tis in a different style. ^^; you'll see excessive use of faces here and sillyness :D~~ Please like people review this story and tell me what to improve and I'll make more chapters! Hopefully this can be something I'll do almost every day.

Just remember: this story has no point o.o

Quote of the story: When in doubt, blame kyle

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*In Jirachi's Cloud*

Jirachi: *wakes up* *yawns*

PurpleKecleon (PK): *sips some coke* You're finally awake, I see

Jirachi: Yeah, 2:38 P.M. isn't too late for you, is it?

PK: . Whatever... just, you know, get to granting those wishes

Jirachi: o.o

PK: o.o as in now...

Jirachi: oh.. _

PK: o.o well?

Jirachi: FINE *stomps out of the cloud* *abruptly falls through it* EEP~

PK: *points and laughs* A HA HA! o.o

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***In a crowded street in Goldenrod City...***

Mudkip: *walks down a sidewalk and is pelted with rocks* hey wtf?

*on top of a building*

Aron: XD you suck! *throws more rocks at mudkip*

*back to mudkip*

Mudkip: well that was random _

Lickitung: *bumps into mudkip* WTF WATCH WERE YOUR GOONIN DUDEEE!!!!!~~!!!1!!111!oneone~~~!!!@@!!11

Mudkip: *is tripped on*

Jirachi: *is sleeping in a little cloud right above Goldenrod*

Mudkip: I think I'll just get to work...

Jirachi: *snores*

Mudkip: Geez wtf is that sound _

Jirachi: *rolls over and out of the cloud* *wakes suddenly* O.O; WTF

Mudkip: *is squashed by a falling Jirachi* THE SKY IS FALLING~! *runs around in circles with her arms in the air* OMGOMG!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

Jirachi: oh SHUT UP already, sheesh

Mudkip: o.o

Jirachi: talk about over-reacting...

Mudkip: o.o;; whatever, I need to get to work *is an editor of a newspaper*

Jirachi: o.o I'll just tag along

Mudkip: _;

Jirachi: o.o *follows*

Mudkip: whatever *walks*

Jirachi: la...la... doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! desire!

Mudkip: that's not how the song goes .

Jirachi: lies o.o

Mudkip: *walks into the newspaper place*

Jirachi: *follows still*

Mudkip: okay, lessee, room 128 *goes to the 2nd floor and into room 128*

Jirachi: o_o this place is boring

Mudkip: o.o I never said you had to come, you know *starts to write and edit columns*

"Deer madkupo,

I liek have smoe prbloems with mai tyapin skils and stufs so camn you anser sum questionss?????????????????????????

~clueless"

Mudkip: o_O um...

"Dear clueless,

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE "advice column" is FOR? of COURSE I can answer your questions. See? I just did! By the way, you suck at typing.

~Mudkipnotmadkupo

Mudkip: o.o that should do it

Jirachi: XD er... o.o you're kind

Mudkip: o.o duh... next!

Jirachi: o.o

"YO MUdKiP,

yoyo wassap~~! I wanna evolve but don't know HOW you see! I have a leaf stone and it ain't doin nothin!

~Eeveeinatree"

Mudkip: o_O; what a moron

Jirachi: o.o

"Dear Eeveeinatree,

something tells me that you only have one type of stone around you... and I have also concluded that you mustn't be happy where you are. Either get one of the OTHER stones or get out of the tree and find a trainer who LIKES you

~Boredmudkip"

Jirachi: o_O man, your articles suck

Mudkip: don't mess with me today, okay? _;

Jirachi: yeah sure whatever o.o

"Dear Mudkip,

Once there was this little kid at the park who was like "PUSH ME PUSH ME" on one of those spinny things, ya know? so like, I pushed her, and like, she said "FASTER FASTER!!!" So what do you think I did? PUSHED FASTER! so like I pushed faster and the dang kid falls off and says she's bleeding when she didn't even get HURT- then she starts crying. naturally. Of course, her PARENTS are po'd at me even though they WANTED me to push her! this means I can't go to the park anymore since they hate me and are ALWAYS THERE... ugh... what should I do?

~explodingmankey"

Mudkip: dude this guy's messed o.o

"Dear explodingmankey,

I suggest you do the best thing possible: ignore the leers and stares you get from the parents! Just pretend they don't exist, or maybe, you could go near them and place some firecrakers by them or something. Er, not that I'm PROMOTING doing that sort of thing... Also, you could put on a Deoxys mask or something since everyone knows deoxys are freaks. o.o no offense to any deoxys reading this. Hmm... you could also like go to the top of a tower and pelt them with rocks before they call the police or something. Then obviously, run. When they run home, follow them so you can find their house. When you see their house number, egg the house and call pizza places and get pizza delivered to their house all the time. I hope I'm not causing any trouble for you.

~innocentmudkip"

Jirachi: o_o boy, you sure do promote the wellness of the neighborhood

Mudkip: o.o;;;;;; okay whatever time to edit stuff

"BYE UR CARS HERE!!!! 25% DISCOUNT ON ALL THE CRAPPY CARS AND 25% RAISIED ON THE GOOD ONES!!!!

bob's auto shack"

Mudkip: okay now, this ad sucks .

Jirachi: I take what I said back about this job being boring o.o

Mudkip: that's nice to know? o.o

Jirachi: it's just plain stupid o.o

Mudkip: o_o

Jirachi: I'm outta here...

Mudkip: Fine, BE that way

Jirachi: I WILL thank you very much

Mudkip: o.o;;;

Jirachi: o.o *doesn't leave*

Mudkip: o_o well, I'm done anyway for today...

Jirachi: o.o not yet!

Mudkip: o.o *works*

Jirachi: o.o *stands there for a few hours*

Mudkip: _...

Jirachi: WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! o__o;

Mudkip: I need to take a restroom break; DONT TOUCH ANYTHING

Jirachi: sure yeah whatever o.o

Mudkip: .

Jirachi: o.o sure

Mudkip: *leaves*

Jirachi: *writes a letter to the mayor*

"Dear Mayor Whitetip,

j00 suxx0rs hahahaahaaaa

~Mudkiptheeditor"

Jirachi: *sends in an envelope* o.o;;;

Mudkip: *comes back*

Jirachi: o.o;;;;;; *is innocent acting*

Mudkip: o.o *leaves*

Jirachi: *follows*

~~~ on the streets ~~~

Mudkip: I've like never seen you around before ;

Jirachi: I am l33t jirachi o.o wish granter I suppose

Mudkip: O.O WISHES?!

Jirachi: o.o

Mudkip: I want a pony!

Jirachi: that's not a wish o.o say "I wish I had a pony" o.o

Mudkip: no o.o

Jirachi: o_O; *flies*

Mudkip: like where are you going? o.o

Jirachi: *stops flying* to my house duh

Mudkip: and where is that?

Jirachi: o.o in a cloud

Mudkip: o_o I wish I was at your house and lived in it

Jirachi: WTF IT'S *MY* HOUSE!

Mudkip: Not anymore o.o

Jirachi: -___-;;

~~~

PK: ha, you suck

Jirachi: oh, shut up ~.~;

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okay okay now, I hope you liked this :D please review saying what should be worked on etc etc. In the future, more characters will be added if people like this (which I hope they do). If you'd like a picture of the Jirachi and the Mudkip, I drew them, so e-mail me

Disclaimer: I DON'T FREAKING OWN POKEMON

Note: got ideas? e-mail me with them :P~~