Hermione walked outside and onto the Hogwarts grounds. It was a beautiful warm day and most of the students were sunbathing in what could only be described as lingerie. Most of the girls wore scraps of cloth barely covering their breasts and cut off jean shorts that fit like underwear. Hermione wore a halter one piece and long board shorts, unbelieving that some of her female classmates were such sluts. She spied Theo Nott and Blaise Zanbini sitting on a blanket in the shade with two new girls recently from California, USA. She was pleased to see that they weren't dressed in too revealing bathing suits and walked onwards to try and find a fellow Gryffindor. She spied Neville and Luna in regular school robes, talking about Herbology. She looked around for Harry or Ginny and found them together, making out under a tree. Ginny was in a skimpy bikini, but then again, this was Ginny. Hermione moved on, not wanting to interrupt them as they ate each other's faces. She gazed over the grass and spotted Ron. Lavender Brown was making her way towards him, determination in her expression.

Hermione reflected on the way Ron had grown. Starting out as a gangly teen, he was now strong and muscular from all the Quidditch. Most of the girls at Hogwarts would love him to show interest, but he didn't seem to want anyone. Hermione wanted him, for sure, but wasn't sure if her long time friend felt the same.

Hermione woke from her meditations to see Lavender sucking on Ron's lips and was horrified to find he was returning the favor. Hermione found herself closing the distance between herself and the pair rapidly. She got there in a blink-of-an-eye. Before she could stop herself, she was ripping them apart, snaring Lavender up by the hair.

"GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU SLUT!" Hermione screamed.

Hermione found Ron's lips and kissed him, not caring that the whole school was staring at them. They pulled away and Ron smiled down at her from his height.

"What took you so long?" he asked and claimed her lips in another kiss.

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Hermione was a bit mad at Ron, but she reasoned that she couldn't be upset with her new boyfriend forever. He had just told her about his plan to get her to come out with her attraction to him. He and Lavender had been planning it for the right day. When she saw Hermione coming, Lavender would go up to Ron and pretend to suck his face off. And, Hermione was embarrassed to admit, it had worked perfectly. She had over reacted, but that was okay, now that she had Ron and Lavender had her one minute of bliss.

Ron and Hermione went on to live happily ever after, if you leave out the part with Harry facing Voldemort and people dying and Bill being half werewolf and all those nasty things, but neither of them died and they had plenty of good snogs and shags.

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AND THAT IS THE FUTURE OF RON AND HERMIONE! Now we don't have to torture our selves hoping the J.K. Rowling will just get on with it and let them be together. Harry just needs to sit them down or lock them up together and make them realize that everybody wants it, just get one with it. My God, how thick can the brightest-girl-of-her-class be! Ron we understand, he's just plan up stupid in a hot and sexy way, but come on Hermione! That is all, no more chappies for this story. Make up whatever erotic fantasies you want between the two and publish them yourselves, but this writer is just happy to get that little scene out of her head and into the world! Love to my peps and I love you Lilikins, my wonderful beta and besest buddy friend! (Man, I'm hyper! I love sugar!)