I DON'T OWN HETALIA! or The Swan Princess (you'll understand if you continue to read)
NO PAIRINGS WHAT SO EVER!
Norway : Lukas
Denmark : Matthias
Iceland : Emil
Sweden : Berwald
Finland : Tino
Outside the nordic household the trees were covered with snow and everything was calm
*keyword: outside*
"dane..." Lukas strangled Matthias with his own tie, again, for singing 'What does the fox say?' over and over again to push his buttons
"Luk- hjscasbfjveunkfa" Matthias tried to talk reason to Lukas, but only made him want to choke him even more causing him to turn blue then suffocate.
Tino opened the door holding multiple (5) plastic grocery bags "hey guys! I bought some food!"
Berwald followed after him "ye'h we b'ght s'me b'tter, beer 'nd lic'rice for y' g'ys" (yeah we bought some butter, beer and licorice for you guys)
Emil then appeared between Tino and Berwald "hello, may I have the licorice?" Tino almost manly-woman screamed while Berwald still remained calm and emotionless, as usual. Since no one payed attention Emil just simply took the licorice from the bags then ran up to his room with Mr. Puffin.
Once Matthias managed to break free from Lukas' tight hold, he took the beer running to some random location. Norway being to quiet person he is, stayed quiet and politely took the butter from the bag.
"oh my, I forgot to buy some salmon"
"let's g' b'ck t' the c'nvenience st're then..." (let's go back to the convenience store then...) Matthias poked his head out then raised his hand in front of Tino "I can go!"
"all righty then Berwald you seem tired do you want to stay here?" Berwald nodded then walked to his room.
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At the Convenience Room~
"hmm...salmon~salmon aisle~" Tino said in a sing-song voice while passing multiple aisles.
"hey! Tino could I buy some beer?" Matthias did the puppy eyes "please?"
Tino sighed "okay, only one box, by the way where did you put the beer I bought you?"
Matthias stopped walking then started spacing out
"I guess you don't want to tell me? When your done go find the fish aisle, okay?"
Matthias was brought back to reality then started nodding rapidly. Tino walked away to find the fish aisle. In a split second Matthias came back beer with a box of beer then placed it in Tino's cart.
"hey Tino! I found the fish aisle!" After making several left and rights they finally made it to the fish aisle. Sadly, the only fish there was Tuna, they didn't buy fish...Then ended up only buying Matthias' beer.
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In the Car~
"Tino? Where are we going to buy the fish?"
Tino looked behind him to make a reverse to get out of the parking space "Matthias, we need to get fish somehow, take a random guess"
"hmm...a store, a pet store, fish store, America, science lab, IKEA?"
"no"
"where than!?"
"Matthias, where do fish come from?"
"IKEA?"
"NO! LAKES, RIVERS! Berwald showed me a place in Sweden to fish salmon."
"wait we're going to S-sweden!?"
"yes..." after that they started their trip to Sweden with fishing rods.
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In the Nordic House (in Emil's room)
" ... How did you end up in this movie?"
"I don't know!"
"did they stalk you?"
"I guess so!" he shouted in his mafioso-like voice
Emil and continued to watch 'the Swan Princess'
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In the Nordic House (in Berwald's room)
Berwald was sleeping soundly asleep "hello Mr. bunny how are you today?"
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In the Nordic House (in the living room)
Lukas looked around "troll? Do you have the secret stash of butter we have been saving up?"
The troll nodded then gave Lukas a bucket full of butter "let the Butter wars begin..."
He used his magic to turn the butter into little butter knights with tiny butter swords to fight each other.
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Back to Tino and Matthias~
"ugh...Tino turn this car back around!"
"no! We need fish!"
"T-tino? Have you gone yandere? For fish?!"
"yes, yes Matthias I have! Now, let's buy some airplane tickets to go to Sweden."
After several hours on a plane
"Tino, I'm getting airplane sick..." Matthias whined putting one hand over his stomach and the other on his forehead
"stop whining Matthias, aren't you the one that mostly eats all the fish?" Tino said reading some random book.
"BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO GO THIS FAR TO GET FISH!" Mathias practically yelled out, making some passengers look at him, except the ones that were sleeping, look at him as if were a mad man who just escaped jail. This made Matthias slump in his seat with crossed arms and an embarrassed blush on his face.
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Finally at Sweden~
"Matthias get a fishing rod, hand one to me too" Matthias gave Tino a fishing rod.
"by the way where are we going?"
"um...It's called Lake Vänern, so we need to rent a boat"
Matthias face-palmed knowing if he complained even more, Tino would become more ambitious to catch salmon so he nodded in agreement.
"okay, time to fish!.
In Lake Vänern~
"oh, man! We actually caught a salmon!"
Tino held the salmon with a both hands (like a boss) then smiled "let's get more!" they continued to fish for salmon then ended up catching a dozen (12). They went back home.
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Back at the Nordic House~
"hey! Guys we're back! With a bunch of salmon!"
On the sofa was Lukas sleping with tiny butter knights fighting with little swords on his stomach, Berwald with a pink bunny and Emil still in his room listening to the swan princess theme song.
"okay...?"
A/N: I don't really know if this should be a series or one-shot...review...please? (insert Denmark with puppy eyes) Review because you know you ARE Prussia awesome!
