Crackfic! I'm super bored. Oops. Hopefully this will cure me.

"SASUKE! DID YOU TAKE MY DANGO?!"

"Oni-San why would I do that? I know you like your dango."

"WELL IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT THEN WHO DID?!"

"…Dad?"

"Not plausible."

"…Mom?"

"She's on a business trip it couldn't have been her."

"…Deidara?"

"Who's Deidara?"

"Dunno. I just said a random name."

Itachi growled as he chased after Sasuke, not noticing that his best friend, Shisui, had entered the building. Here's the thing; he had a dango stick is his hand.

"Hey Itachi! Thanks for letting me have your dango. I know how much you love to share."

It went silent for a long while. Itachi stared from Sasuke, to Shisui. Sasuke, to Shisui. Sasuke. Shisui. When all of a sudden,

"YOU LITTLE FUCKER! I'M GONNA KILL YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIFE CAUSE SOME SCARY ISH IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!"

Let's just say, Shisui never took Itachi's dango ever again.

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I'm bored. So yeah. Here's the result of my boredom.