Alexei: Don't ever let me think… This is what happens when I think. I tried to keep them as in character as possible, meaning Hinata is NOT having weird sexual fantasies. She's just had a thought that she was curious about. Well...
Summary: Hinata couldn't believe that Sasuke was standing there dressed as a girl and holding a sex toy. NOT A LEMON! Slight ooc, maybe, a little bit. Mostly Dialogue.
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"Have you ever considered having a relationship with a guy?" The question was so random, out of the blue, that Sasuke accidentally spilled his tea on the table.
"You mean like going gay?" he asked his girlfriend of two years.
Hinata flushed, embarrassed. "That would be one way of putting it," she murmured, covering her pink cheeks. She sat in the chair next to Sasuke at their shared dining room table.
"If you're talking about that one time that Naruto kissed me, I-"
"No," She giggled a bit, remember the incident from long ago.
"Then what exactly are you talking about?" He raised an eyebrow, setting his cup of tea back down and folding his fingers under his chin. He tilted his head in her direction, curious about her seemingly random inquiry.
Hinata paused, staring at him wide-eyed before swallowing nervously. Apparently, she had changed her mind about wanting an answer for her question. "Nothing."
Oh, Sasuke was having none of that.
"No, tell me," he prodded, skillfully hiding a smirk behind his folded hands when she squirmed in her chair, looking for the world like she wanted to be anywhere but there.
"No, it's embarrassing."
"Well, now you have to tell me."
Pause.
"It's just… I was thinking about… what it would be like to be with another girl… like be with a girl, you know?"
Sasuke's eyebrows shot up. "Hinata, are you planning on breaking up with me to pursue some sort of weird lesbian fantasy that you have?"
"No! I just… I don't understand how it would… work, you know?" She blushed. "Being with a guy is pretty straight forward. The parts" she wanted to sink into a hole hearing that come out of her mouth. "just kind of fit together, but it doesn't work that way with a girl."
"You know, they make products for that."
"I know, but there's obviously more to it than that. I mean, females don't just-" She cut herself off, blushing and even more flustered at the direction that their conversation was taking. "I'm just curious."
"Well, why don't you just ask Ino or Sakura?"
"I did."
"And what did they say?"
"They, um, invited me to join them."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Are you okay, Sasuke?"
"I'm going to murder them…"
"They didn't mean it seriously." Hinata waved her hands around, stuttering. "I'm sure they were just joking around with me."
"Regardless, the only one who you will be 'joining' is me."
"Sasuke!" Hinata covered her gaping mouth, as red as the tomatoes that her boyfriend loved so much.
"Be embarrassed all you want, Hinata, but that doesn't the fact that I will be killing those two."
Hinata swallowed air, blushing. She leaned closer to the fuming Uchiha, putting on her best pleading face. "Please don't be mad at them. They're my best friends."
"Never. They hit on you." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "What made you start thinking about this anyway, Hinata?"
Panic washed over the girl's features. "A-absolutely nothing! It was just a random thought."
Sasuke knew that look. His little Hinata was mortified over something and he was going to find out what. He was probably going to have a fun time doing so.
"I know you're hiding something," he said, rolling his head over to look her straight in the eye. "Why won't you tell me? I'm only going to assume the worst."
Yes, Sasuke was playing on her weaknesses. No, he did not feel any remorse in doing so.
Hinata immediately looked away, hiding her face under a curtain of dark hair. She was quiet for an infinite moment. "I had a really embarrassing dream about a week ago."
"About?"
"I don't want to tell you."
"But why not?"
"Because, it's embarrassing."
"I believe you've already covered that it was embarrassing. I still want to know. Were you dreaming about another girl?"
"Yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, It was a dream about you."
Sasuke shrugged, confused "Well, that's not so bad, isn't it?"
"No, you don't understand. You were the girl, and you had-" Hinata's voice choked off mid sentence before she coughed and regained her composure. "You were h-holding a sex toy."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Oh."
"Sasuke, don't look at me like that."
"Hinata."
"Yes?"
"Do I look good in a skirt?"
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I wasn't originally going to make Ino and Sakura a couple, but that I couldn't think of anyone else xD I'm sorry.
