I own nothing but my own ideas. Enjoy!
Alisa- that one chick that can remove her head at will
Bruce- that one guy who thinks he's riding a motorcycle while fighting
Craig Marduk- that one guy who wants to break your face
Devil Gene- that one gene that use to turn the person that has the gene purple but now just
gives them cool tattoos
Eddy- that one guy who couldn't find a full shirt to fight in
Forest Law- that one guy who's epically good but equally annoying
Ganryu- that one guy that has fishes come out of his fists when he punches really hard
Hwoarang- that one guy who has sand is his shoe, so he kicks to try and get it out
Iron Fist Tournament- that one tournament that there are way too many of
Jin- that one guy who secretly has a third eye
King- that one guy who I always thought was a real leopard-human offspring but later found out he's just in a mask
Lars- that one guy who has really cool armor but really weird hair
Miguel- that one guy whose fighting style looks like he's drunk
NANCY-MI847J- that one robot that thoroughly enjoys making the floor fall out from under me
Ogre- that one monster that looks really badass but doesn't really fight all that well
Panda- that one bear that likes hugging people to death
Quadra- that one song that is from Tekken 4 character select scene and going to fill my Q gap
Raven- that one assassin Kunimitsu's still better than, though he is still cool
Steve- that one guy that does more ducking than punching
Tiger- that one guy with a really nice afro
Unknown- that one chick who wears purple slime for clothes
Violet- that one guy who looks incredible gay but for some reason I still want to sleep with him
Wang- that one guy who sounds like a goose
Xiaoyu- that one girl who is hands down the most annoying character
Yoshimitsu- that one guy who wants to be a ballerina as well as a pogo sticker
Zafina- that one girl who enjoys creepily staring and whispering to the camera
I wrote a haiku about Kunimitsu yesterday, so I was in a Tekken kind of mood. I actually really enjoyed doing this one; if you like haikus and Kunimitsu then check out the other poem I wrote. PM me if you need anything, please comment, and thanks for reading and your support.
Warning: This is just my own opinion, so don't take anything personally. If you have your own opinion feel free to share it with me or better yet write one of your own(they are super fun). If you do end up writing one please send me the link through PM I would love to see your work and what you have to say.
