I own nothing but my own ideas. Enjoy!


Alisa- that one chick that can remove her head at will

Bruce- that one guy who thinks he's riding a motorcycle while fighting

Craig Marduk- that one guy who wants to break your face

Devil Gene- that one gene that use to turn the person that has the gene purple but now just

gives them cool tattoos

Eddy- that one guy who couldn't find a full shirt to fight in

Forest Law- that one guy who's epically good but equally annoying

Ganryu- that one guy that has fishes come out of his fists when he punches really hard

Hwoarang- that one guy who has sand is his shoe, so he kicks to try and get it out

Iron Fist Tournament- that one tournament that there are way too many of

Jin- that one guy who secretly has a third eye

King- that one guy who I always thought was a real leopard-human offspring but later found out he's just in a mask

Lars- that one guy who has really cool armor but really weird hair

Miguel- that one guy whose fighting style looks like he's drunk

NANCY-MI847J- that one robot that thoroughly enjoys making the floor fall out from under me

Ogre- that one monster that looks really badass but doesn't really fight all that well

Panda- that one bear that likes hugging people to death

Quadra- that one song that is from Tekken 4 character select scene and going to fill my Q gap

Raven- that one assassin Kunimitsu's still better than, though he is still cool

Steve- that one guy that does more ducking than punching

Tiger- that one guy with a really nice afro

Unknown- that one chick who wears purple slime for clothes

Violet- that one guy who looks incredible gay but for some reason I still want to sleep with him

Wang- that one guy who sounds like a goose

Xiaoyu- that one girl who is hands down the most annoying character

Yoshimitsu- that one guy who wants to be a ballerina as well as a pogo sticker

Zafina- that one girl who enjoys creepily staring and whispering to the camera


I wrote a haiku about Kunimitsu yesterday, so I was in a Tekken kind of mood. I actually really enjoyed doing this one; if you like haikus and Kunimitsu then check out the other poem I wrote. PM me if you need anything, please comment, and thanks for reading and your support.

Warning: This is just my own opinion, so don't take anything personally. If you have your own opinion feel free to share it with me or better yet write one of your own(they are super fun). If you do end up writing one please send me the link through PM I would love to see your work and what you have to say.