One day the Teenage Mutant Hero and/or Ninja Turtles were in a sewer. They came across a pile of old trash piled up, and a dead bum lying face down in the green sewer water. Donatello walked up to the dead guy and poked him with his bo staff thing.
"Hey guys," he said, "this bum is dead, what should we do?"
So they started digging through the trash instead. Raphael got all excited and held up a bottle of honey and waved it around.
"Look!" he ejaculated excitedly, "I found honey!"
"Forget that!" Leonardo said, holding up a bunch of soggy papers with stuff printed off of the internet, "I found slash!"
So the Ninja Turtles all read about mice fucking sharks and got really horny and their 13-inch turtle dicks got hard and Mikey decided to take the honey and squeeze it on the dead bum's rotten ass so he could rape it because he is the only turtle that hasn't been mentioned in the story yet. So he tore a bunch of holes in the dead guy's butt while the other turtles cheered him on and jerked off. Then Splinter came and fucked them all up for being faggots.
THE END???????????
