Stanley Marsh changed his relationship status to single.

Kyle Broflovski and Kenneth McCormick like this

Kenneth McCormick Raisins?

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Sheila Broflovski likes UPS Men

Gerald Broflovski likes this

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Wendy Testaburger changed her relationship status to In a Relationship with Token Black

Eric Cartman You're such a hoe Wendy

Wendy Testaburger Shut the fuck up fat ass!

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Carol McCormick I'm pregnant :)

Stuart McCormick likes this

Kenneth McCormick Mom, please no.

Stuart McCormick You leave the damn toilet plunger alone.

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Kyle Broflovski invited Stanley Marsh to play Farmville

Stanley Marsh I already told you. I'm not playing Farmville.

Kyle Broflovski Please just water my crops?

Stanley Marsh No.

Kyle Broflovski Please?

Stanley Marsh No.

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Karen McCormick So glad I got to hang out with Ruby Tucker today!

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Craig Tucker If Kyle Broflovski stopped sending me game requests, I would be soooo happy.

Clyde Donovan and Stanley Marsh like this

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Henrietta Biggle Hanging out with Michael, Pete, and Firkle at Benny's.

Mike Makowski likes this

Henrietta Biggle Go away Mike you fucking poser.

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Ike Broflovski joined Facebook

Sheila Broflovski Isaac, aren't you too young to have a Facebook page?

Kyle Broflovski He did have sex with his teacher when he was in Kindergarten

Sheila Broflovski What what what?!

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Randall Marsh likes Marijuana

Stanley Marsh Dad, just stop

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Eric Cartman Would just like to remind everyone that Kyle is a dirty Jew rat that will lie and take all your money.

Kyle Broflovski Fuck off fat ass.

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Stanley MarshKyle Broflovski

Do you think I can come over for dinner?

Kyle BroflovskiStanley Marsh

Why?

Stanley MarshKyle Broflovski

My dad is 'cooking' again.

Sheila Broflovski You're more than welcome to come over any time, Stanley.

Stanley Marsh Thank you Mrs. Broflovski :D

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Randall MarshSharon Marsh

Why did you block all the cooking channels, Sharon?

Sharon MarshRandall Marsh

I think you know why, Randy.

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Clyde Donovan changed his relationship status to In a Relationship with Bebe Stevens

Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, and Token Black like this

Wendy Testaburger Double date?

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Phillip Pirrup is now friends with Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and 5 others.

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Stanley MarshPhillip Pirrup

Your name is Phillip?

Phillip PirrupStanley Marsh

Yes, why?

Stanley MarshPhillip Pirrup

Just asking, don't be a Melvin.

Leopold Stotch Oh no! Bosley's mad!

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Stanley Marsh Butters, Pip; I hate you both.

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Eric CartmanKenneth McCormick

Oh my god Kenny, you're so poor.

Kenneth McCormick So? That's like saying the sky is blue or that your mom is a whore.

Kyle Broflovski and Stanley Marsh like this comment.

Eric Cartman Fuck you Kenny.

Kenneth McCormick I'm sure you'd much rather fuck Kyle.

Kyle Broflovski Ew dude that's sick.

Eric Cartman Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Kyle Broflovski Aren't you already there?

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Eric Cartman Fuck off you stupid Jew.