Disclaimer: Yeah the usual, I don't own M*A*S*H or the characters, I'm just playing with them, I promise to put them back when I'm done. I do own the idea. So no stealing!

OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips note: This story takes place when Donald doesn't exist,
frank doesn't leave, Colonel potter is there and BJ 2.But Margaret and Hawkeye have been home 2 months since they were comrades in arms. K? Here
is the story as cheesy as it may be..
Hell Hath no Furry Like Ferret Face Scorned
Written By: OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips
Crazy_Hypergirl@hotmail.com

Louise read the latest letter from Frank. He mentioned this Major Houlihan one too many times. This Hawkeye that Frank

continually complained about, he was interesting.

"That's it, I'm going to Korea and getting my self a divorce!" she said to herself
Meanwhile at the 4077th

There was a knock at the door.

"Come in," said Major Houlihan

"Hello Margaret," giggled Frank

"Oh, Frank, I've been meaning to talk to you."

"Really, sugarplum? What about?"

"Frank don't call me that. It's over between us, I've been thinking and you're married I should never have gotten involved with

you from the beginning. I'm sorry."

"Oh, but Margaret, why?" whined Frank. Margaret couldn't tell him that ever since the trip to the 8063rd with Hawkeye that

she was losing interest in Frank.

"I already told you why Frank, please leave."

"Margaret," whimpered Frank trying to kiss her.

"GET OUT!" yelled Margaret

Frank slammed the door behind him and went back to the swamp.

"Hello Frank." said Hawkeye

"Margaret didn't break up with me!" yelled Frank

"Whoa Hotlips dumped you Frank?" said BJ

"No!" Frank left the swamp and headed for the Officer's Club.

Hawkeye tried not to look too happy, he knew Margaret would never love him, but it was fun to dream.

"You know Beej, I think I'm going to go see what's going on," he said and left the swamp

Hawkeye came to Margaret's tent and knocked.

"Go away Frank."

"It's not Frank." Margaret opened the door.

"What do you want Captain?" she glared; Hawkeye ignored her and stepped into her tent.

"Margaret, why did you dump Frank?" he asked

"It's none of your business captain!" she said icily

"Listen Margaret, it's been 2 months since the trip to the 8063rd and I think we need to talk about it."

"Why do you think that my dumping Frank has anything to do with you?"

"I never said it did."

"Fine, what do you want to talk about the trip for?"

"For our sanity."

"Fine."

"I'm sorry."

"You should be,"

"I know, I acted like a jerk."

"You did."

"You aren't going to make this any easier are you?"

"No."

"Fine," Hawkeye got up to leave.

"Wait," he turned around.

"I'm sorry too, I shouldn't have tried to change you." Hawkeye smiled.

"Friends then?"

"Friends." They hugged, and Hawkeye kissed her.

"Oh no, what is wrong with me!" thought Hawkeye

"Margaret?"

"Yeah?" she said

"I'm sorry,"

"Don't be?"

"Why?"

"I'm not,"

"I thought you hated me!" Hawkeye said in surprise.

"I thought you hated me too."

"I guess we were both wrong."

"Not really."

"What?"

"There's a fine line between love and hate." She said and kissed him.

"I better get back to the swamp." Hawkeye stuttered.

"Ok," said Margaret a little hurt.

"But Major?"

"What?"

"Can we continue this later?" he grinned and she smiled.

Louise looked around as the jeep carried her toward the 4077th.

"Best Care Anywhere? Not with Frank here." She thought. When they pulled into the compound every one was in OR. Louise

thanked the driver and took her bags to the little office that she guessed belonged to the new CO. She found the company clerk who she remembered was named Radar in the office outside of the Colonel's.

"Excuse me, are you Radar?" Radar looked up surprised.

"Yes, mam."

"I'm Louise Burns, I'm here to see my husband."

"Oh, uh Major Burns is in OR right now, but I'll put your bags in the VIP tent for you."

"Thank you." Louise went to her tent.

"It won't be long now," she thought

"How long were we in there?" asked BJ

"15 hours," said Margaret

"I don't know about you Beej, but I'm going to the O club for a drink. Care to join me?"

"No, I'm going to spend some quality time with my pillow,"

"Oh, Margaret, would you like to accompany me to the Officer's club?"

"May as well, I'm too tired to sleep anyway."

The two headed to the Officer's Club when Frank walked in.

"Where's Major Houlihan?"

"She's with Hawkeye," muttered BJ falling asleep as he pulled on his pants.

"Pierce?! Oh well, fine then." Radar scurried in quickly.

"Uh, Major Burns sir?"

"What is it Corporal?"

"Oh, uh, your wife's here to see you sir,"

"My wife?! You better not be lying you little weasel! Where is she?"

"She's in the VIP tent, sir!" squeaked Radar. Frank stomped out of the change room and went to the VIP tent. He knocked on the door...

HE HE, my first teaser! More to come, I've not even begun yet