I'm baaaaaack.....

(Zephyr) So...?

...With an attempt at a humor fic!!

(Zephyr) AHHHHHH!!!

That's right, Sunvivor. Try and guess the parody.

(Zephyr) Mario Bros. and Digimon!

... ... ...

(Zephyr) I was right!!

Please, skip to the disclaimer...

Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun. And in case you're wondering, it's a parody of Survivor and Golden Sun.

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Day Number: One

Time: Noon

Setting: Large Cruise Boat

Garet, Isaac, Ivan and Felix are lounging on deck

Ivan: Man, Ivan of Vault really hooked us up this time!

Felix: You can say that again!

Garet: I wonder why we weren't supposed to bring any baggage?

Isaac: Who knows? All I care about is that I got free shampoo!

Ivan: Wierd...I got a million dollars in cash and a puppy.

Felix, Isaac and Garet stare at Ivan

Ivan: Kidding! Ahem

Isaac: Where are the girls anyways?

Garet: Who knows? Knowing them, they're probably off getting a manicure...

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Day Number: One

Time: Noon

Setting: Large Room On Cruise Ship

Mia, Sheba, Jenna, Feizhi and Master Hama are getting a manicure

Mia: Ahhh...this is the life!

Sheba: Yep. I could live like this every day for a while!

Master Hama: I wonder why I'm here?

Feizhi: This manicure sucks.

Jenna: Is flaming manicurer YOU CALL THAT A MANICURE!?

Mia: Jenna, we're supposed to be relaxing...

Jenna: I know, I find flaming people relaxing.

Voice Over Loudspeaker: Will all V.I.P. passengers please report to the deck.

Sheba: That's us.

Mia: Let's go.

All of the girls walk out

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Day Number: One

Time: 12:10 PM

Setting: Deck Of Cruise Ship

Everyone is siting on the deck, waiting, some more patiently then others

Jenna: Is flaming Garet YOU ARE SUCH A MORON!!

Garet: Is burned to a crisp What did I do!?

Jenna: Nothing, I'm just tired of waiting and wanted to blow some steam...

Ivan of Vault pops out of nowhere floating on a keyboard

Isaac: Dude...the keyboard thing is SO cliché!!

Ivan Of Vault: Dances around on keyboard. Isaac is suddenly covered in spiders

Isaac: AHHH!! OH MY GAWD! MAKE IT STOP!!

Jenna: Don't worry! I'll help you! Send molten lava towards Isaac

Mia: No! I will! Send a stream of water towards Isaac

The water ends up cooling the lava and hardening it. The result? Isaac is in a block of earth

Ivan Of Vault: Any one else got problems with my ways of the author?

All of the shake their heads, except Isaac, who is bieng chisled out of the earth by a manicurer using a nail file

Ivan Of Vault: Good...now for your challenge. You see that island over there? Points towards strange yet familiar island Most of you have been there before.

Garet: NO...it can't be...

Mia: That would be evil...

Ivan: You wouldn't...

Isaac can't talk, so he grunts

Ivan Of Vault: Yes...it's CROSSBONE I-wait, no it's Sunshine Paradise Isle.

Ivan, Mia and Garet: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Day Number: One

Time: 3:00 PM

Setting: Beach on Sunshine Paradise Isle.

Ivan of Vault: You all know the rules of Sunvivor, I take it?

All: Nooo...

Ivan: Well, then, you're screwed. Bye! Dissapears

Isaac: Is chisled out Curse you Ivan Of Vault.....CUUUURSE YOOOUUUUU!!!!

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(Zephyr) O.O

Woah...I shocked my muse. Awsome!!

(Zephyr) You MUST be joking.

Nope.

(Zephyr) I have a Vanilla Coooke....

NOOOO!!!!

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