A Christmas Carol: The Sendoh Akira Style

By:Deathscytheaki07 a.k.a. Schuldich

[A/N: Hi people! Shinnen Omedeto, Kurisumasu Omedeto! Mery Christmas to all!!!! Sorry if this was uploaded the night before Christmas and will be continued after it…gomen! Gomen! My little gift for Christmas…I know this parody was already done in another anime category and I was really got stuck with the idea…I just wrote this four hours before departure for province so sorry if this like made in a hurry. Well, Merry Christmas again and enjoy the holidays and this fic! And BTW, please R&R it will be your present for me! T.Y. =)]

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Prologue

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     It has been years since Sendoh's beloved partner in crime had left him. From that day on, he remained his partner's

memory in his mind.

     Oh! Sendoh! A twisted, weird, wrenching, grasping, covetous, perverted old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint nothing has tainted him of his biased ways.

     Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with nice looks, "Sendoh-san my friend, how are you?", no man or woman would ever come and ask him what time it is, and all his life people never wanted to know where he was whenever late for basketball practice. Even blind men's dogs seem to know of him; when they saw him coming on, they would tug their owners into the safety of the sidewalks as though they said,  "No smile at all is better than a sly evil grin, dark master!"

     But what did Sendoh care! It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all wholesome humans to keep distance, for being infected of his indulgence into sinful thoughts.

    

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     Once upon a time—of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve—Sendoh sat busy in front of his computer surfing the hours away in restricted sites. The door of his room was open to keep an eye on his unknowing tenant.

     "A merry Christmas Uncle!" said Akira's nephew came bursting in.

     "Ugh!" said Sendoh on his nephew's first approach due to the sudden internet disconnection that occurred.

     "But why do you seem to be dismayed Uncle Akira?" The boy asked with such innocent, clear blue eyes.

     "Oh, for having a dc in the middle of my glorious surfing hours." He retorted rather dryly.

     "But do you have any reason not to enjoy the Christmas spirit without surfing the internet? You're happy as always Uncle!"

     Akira, not ready for this kid's spur just gave a  sighed "Hmm".

     "Don't be cross uncle Akira that I pulled the phone line out of the outlet." The nephew said.

     "What else can I do? Have a merry Christmas then."

     "Oh…oh…but don't be cross uncle and dine with us tomorrow!" the young kid said finally. Sendoh thought over the request of a kid—it wouldn't bad either, so he just gave a slight nod and a smile and dismissed the kid out of his room.

     The kid  was pleased that he greeted the tenant with such joy.

     After dismissing the kid happily however, made two more people to drop by and thus reducing his pre-Christmas free surfing hours.

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     Sendoh after being disturbed a couple of times left the idea of  surfing and left the pc opened while still connected to the net. Instead he decided to go to bed. Yes nothing has changed, the cabinets, the curtains, the 'ol plushies on the side, and the pc.

     Since being told this morning about Maki he hadn't given a second thought on what he will see next. With a small ding of the pc came the most unexpected to Akira. Akira grumpily stood from his bed and looked at what must have been a net reminder. Slowly, he clicked on the link to find a online video conference. Behold, before his eyes was…

S'nichi Maki.

     "Whoah!" Sendoh's midnight blue orbs were now transfixed in front of the computer screen.

     There he was still the same; tanned, dark haired and grimacing as ever on Sendoh.

     "Oi, Akira. Long time, no see. Seems nothing has changed with you." Maki told him.

     Akira still surprised, gave a yelp and stuttered at his old friend. "H-how's life Maki?", still not trusting his eyes.

     "Oh starting to change."

     "What are you really? Why does video conferences over the net make me dread? Is that my sole purpose?" Akira asked.

     Maki threw back a curt, "Shut up, Akira Sendoh." And he continued, "Man of perverse thoughts are you still at it?"

     "What do you mean?"

     "You're so slow Akira, maybe the net surfing has dulled your mind even worse."

     "But do you of all people bother me?" Sendoh inquired. "It is required for every person you infected with perversion to do so." Maki sighed on him.

     "You seem halted my old friend." Sendoh mockingly said. "What makes you bother me?"

     "I seem halted for I am trying to fix something. Damn Akira, if I wasn't infected of this kind of thinking.  It made me so…so…" Maki told slowly.

     "Get on with it…I still have to sleep it's chilling outside." Akira cut in. "Fine."

     "It has bothered me…not doing good with this way of mine. So better change for the better Akira. You will never know what it will bring you in the future Christmases to come."

     "There will be three persons who will visit you…exactly one o'clock." Maki added, "Merry Christmas Akira. By the way, don't shut the door on them…they can find a way to break in you home."

Ding. Video conference ended. Sigh.

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to be continued…

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Aki: Sorry I have to cut…gotta leave be back in about three days! Ja and Merry Christmas again! Please R&R!