First 80x59 fic ! ;3

Hika doesn't own KHR! :3

OOC and please read at your own risk!

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Chapter one

Drunk

"That idiot!" a silver head muttered as he carried a drunken black haired man out of the Hotel's Gazebo area. The drunken man looked up and started to speak, "h-h-hey…Ha-Ha-Hayato~" he slurred making the silver head felt irritated. "Shit… here it goes again…" he thought as he felt the drunken was rubbing his butt.

"Try to calm down now… Try to calm down…" he repeated those words as if he was reciting a sutra. Finally entering the Hotel's Lobby he quickly, well actually pushed the drunken man towards the couched and hurried towards the receptionist.

"Excuse me about the reservation before I would like to get the keys now." The silver head said irritated making the receptionist shivered in fear and quickly handed the key to the man. "H-here… it is sir…" the receptionist gulped and continued, "The luggage has already been sent towards the room." "Oh thank you…" the silver head said as he turned to face the drunken man.

The drunken man was now standing up and was doing silly things such as dancing with an old lady who also happens to be drunk as well. The silver head covered his eyes with his hand and the other was now forming a fist.

The drunken man who was dancing with the drunken old lady had started laughing, "Oh dear you are adorable… and also a such a great dancer darling hahaha do you want to go with me every Friday night and do some Rumba haha" the old lady slurred as they continued to dance wildly. People passing by started laughing at what the two drunkards were doing, they weren't doing rumba but actually doing a ritual dance that shows their drunkenness.

"THAT IDIOT I'M GONNA PLACE ONE OF MY DYNAMITES IN HIS ASS IF HE DOESN'T STOP!" the silver head screamed as he release his killing intent near the reception area, making the receptionist shivered and started to cry a like a baby.

Gokudera Hayato couldn't stand this anymore the more he look at the drunken man the more his blood boiled making it from the earlier 300 degrees Celsius to the now 1000 degrees Celsius. The drunken man finally stops dancing with the drunken old lady as he saw the silver head coming towards him. "Oh hi Hayato want to dance?" he said smiling this made Gokudera irritated as he grabbed the man's collar.

"STOP THIS NONSENSE… IDI-…" before the silver head could finished his sentence, he was blocked a by a kiss. 'What the fuck! Yamamoto Takeshi y-you…hmph…mph…hu-…' Gokudera mentally screamed as the drunken man was still kissing the silver head. Gokudera tried to push the man away but he could not. Everyone both inside the lobby, those who entered and was about exit stared at the inappropriate yet intense scene right in the middle of the lobby.

Ladies started gulped as if they felt the kiss, men who saw it felt weird as if they want to throw up but kept staring at them. The drunken old lady was screaming and saying, "Go get him sonny! Touch his frankfurter!" this made Gokudera felt embarrassed as he heard the drunken old lady saying weird things. And the drunken man who happens to be listening to the old lady started to move his hands towards the silver head's lower part.

Gokudera felt the touched and this made the man now pissed off and… "STOP IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IF YOU DON'T STOP… I'M GOING TO PLACE A DYNAMITE IN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

Everyone at lobby quickly walked away after hearing the silver head's outburst the drunken man who was now lying on the ground unconscious. Gokudera sighed as he grabbing the unconscious man from the ground and head towards the elevator. Meanwhile the drunken old lady was still in delusional face and was saying, "SONNY ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT WITH HIM?" before collapsing on the couch and fell asleep.

...

Meanwhile at the elevator the drunken Yamamoto Takeshi gave a silly smile and whispered almost inaudible, "I'm going to have sex with Haya-chan…~"

Arriving at the room, Gokudera opened the door a dropped the drunken man hard and screamed as if he finally saw hell. "SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" he quickly look at the drunken man on the ground, who was now awake. "Oh hi… Haya-chan… I'm sleepy… I think I won't have sex with you tonight I'm just going to sleep now… "Yamamoto Takeshi stood up still tipsy and was about to move when Gokudera quickly grabbed his collar again. "IDIOT DIDN'T YOU TELL THE RECEPTIONIST THAT IT SHOULD BE A TWO BEDROOM! WHY A DELUXE ROOM! A WORST A HUGE GLASS WINDOW!" Gokudera's temper has now reached code red and was ready to kill the man.

"Oh the deluxe room… oh you see I told the receptionist that I'm with my wife and I want a deluxe room…" Yamamoto said smiling making the silver head's eyebrow twitch and took out his dynamite. "YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE NOW… YOU IDIOT…" Gokudera said seriously, Yamamoto who only stared at the silver head slowly pushing the angry Gokudera towards the bed.

Reaching the bed the two collapse in the bed and was now staring at each other, Gokudera who was angry before was now looking surprised and couldn't help but stared at the man on top of him. "Shit… what's this feeling?" he thought as he continued to gaze through the man eyes.

Yamamoto who was staring intensely to the now surprised silver head, he smirked and leans towards to the silver head and touch its lips. At first the kiss was just light but slowly the tongue started to move. As the kiss continues the black haired man quickly took off the man's black suit and red neck tie and was unbuttoning the pink dress shirt.

From the lips the black haired man slowly moved towards the man's right ear. Nibbling the silver head's ear, Gokudera Hayato couldn't help but felt aroused. Yamamoto who felt the silver head's lower part now erect, he smirked as he unbuttoned the silver head's pants. Unzipping the zipper he then touched the silver head's now hard groin, "Aww… n-no… y-you i-i-idiot…" as Gokudera stuttered he suddenly felt the weight of the black haired man. His green eyes widened as he saw the man who was now asleep and was using his groin as if it was a hotdog pillow… correction a small hotdog pillow.

Gokudera stayed on the bed for a while and staring at the small chandelier, "I really hate you… you idiot…" he said now standing up and pulling the sleeping man on the bed.

"I'm going to take a shower now…" the silver said to himself as he opened his luggage and took out new clothes.

...

While the silver head was on the bathroom, a pair of masked men easily slipped into the room and saw the black haired man sleeping peacefully on the bed. "He's Yamamoto Takeshi right?" one of the men said and the other nodded. "Yeah it's him alright…" "Let's hurry up and finished the job…" one of the masked men said as he took out a vial and a large syringe.

Turning off the shower, the silver head cursed as he accidentally left his clothes at the room. Wrapping the towel on his waist he opens the bathroom and saw two masked males holding a syringe. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ASSASSINS?" Gokudera who rushed towards the two, he then quickly kicked one of the assassins and managed to grab the man's two hands.

The other man was surprised and took put his knife was headed towards the silver head, Gokudera was surprised and quickly evaded it but it made him loosen the gripped on the first man making the man get away and had grabbed the silver head's hands and facing on the ground. "Shit… if only I didn't take off my weapon these bastards would have been barbeques by now." He thought as he saw the perverted smirks the two were given.

"Hey… look this guy… not bad…" "Yeah… that bastard's really lucky to have such a beautiful lover…" one of them said as he licked his lips making the silver head twitched. "Hmm… why don't we play him for a while after all, his ass is looking as delicious as those AV actresses…" the two started to laugh making the silver head felt grossed.

Gokudera was now pissed off to the extreme, "uh what's wrong- …" one of them asked but ended up…

"AH!"

Yamamoto suddenly woke up and saw the whole scene, the now naked silver head who was on berserk mode and beating the assassins to pulp. "TODAY I HAVE THE WORST DAY AND YOU GUYS JUST ADDED IT!THANKS! I FUCKING APPRECIATE IT! THAT'S WHY… NOOOOOOWWWWW DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Yamamoto saw the silver head took out his dynamites now light up, this made the black haired rush in and took the dynamites and threw it at the toilet.

"Hayato stop it already! You could kill those guys!" Yamamoto tried to calm down his bodyguard. "WHO CARES! IT'S NOT THAT I HAVEN'T KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE!" the silver head continued to kick the unconscious assassins like there's no tomorrow.

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In the morning, a brown haired spiky man sighed as he asked the other menin suits to take out the two almost dead assassins from the room. He sighed as he saw the whole room being destroyed and his client who now has a black eye on his left eye still smiling and a very pissed silver head who was wearing a pair of pants and a has a cigarette on his mouth.

The brown haired man couldn't help but sighed, "I think I need to two advil… stat…"

...

"I'm back…" Gokudera said as he took off his shoes and went inside the living room. "Gokudera-kun welcome back, Tsuna-kun has been waiting for you at his office." A girl with long light brown hair smiled as she was heading towards the kitchen. "Ah yes thank you…" he said as he headed towards the stairs.

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Okies that's chapter one! ;3 hehe ok the story is actually inspired by the yaoi mangas that I have read before so it has a smut part hahaha by the way I'm sorry I really sucked at creating fighting scenes so please use your imagination if ever. My intention was to make the story funny hahaha so that's all I hope that everyone who read this will find it funny...but i think it wasn't hehehe D

Thank you! :3