Introduction: This story takes place after Sly 3. It is a new twist on the story. what if Sly became an office guy? It was only made to exploit the ending of the game.It is NOT meant to be taken seriously. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except Officer Bert, Lietennant Brown, and Steve.
Chapter 1:The Decision
Sly has dedicated his life to police work.
Sly Cooper had worked into a groove of typing:type-and-e-and-a-type-and-e-and-a-type-and oops! He typed the wrong key. "Oh,darn. Oh, well, a simple mistake," Sly thought. He changed the letter. Finally! The interpol police website update of Crime Section 6A was finally complete.
"This is much better than thievery! I like this job a whole bunch!" Sly said out loud.
"Hey Cooper! The coffee machine is broken again, fix it!" Officer Bert said.
"I'll see what I can do! If you're wondering that's why they call me matinence/repair/website guy!" Sly said as he logged off of his computer. He liked office work more than field work. Inspector Fox did all the field work.
"Hey, Steve!"
"Yeah Cooper?" said Steve.
"Somebody put nails in this coffee machine where the screws are supposed to go. All my emergency kit has is a screwdriver. Got a hammer?"
"No,"
"Now I have to go to a home department store. Oh well, I need something to do. Sly walked outside and got to his scooter. He drove to the department store. Something caught his eye.
A fine suit that was a shade of beige.
"I NEED that suit. The hammer can wait." Sly thought. He bolted into the store.
"How much is that fine beige suit?" Sly questioned, slamming his fist on the conveyor belt.
"Six hundred dollars." The clerk replied. Sly gasped. He didn't get a payday for three months.
"Oh, well. Save that suit for 3 months!" Sly replied. He made his way through the departments until he found the tools. He took a hammer and put it on the conveyor belt.
"That'll be five dollars and thirty-two cents." The cashier said.
Uh-oh! Sly only had 5 dollars and thirty-ONE cents in his coin purse. He stared at the "take a penny,leave a penny " tray. He felt so tempted to "take a penny", but he couldn't break the law anymore. He certainly didn't want to. If only he knew that wasn't illegal. BUT I NEED THAT HAMMER! Sweat began to drip down his forehead. His heartbeat sped up. Thumpathumpathump! This was easily the most intense moment of his life. Time seemed to have all but stopped. He had to make a choice. Steal,not steal,steal, not steal. "I can't steal! What would Inspector Fox think? This c-can't be happening!" Sly's eyes began to well up with tears. His nose began to run. By now he was softly crying.
"Is something wrong,sir?",The Cashier asked, obviously annoyed.
Then a stroke of luck.There was an extra pocket in his coin purse! And, there was 2 whole cents in it! He gladly paid both pennies, even though he one back as change.
"Now to fix the coffee machine back at the police station!", Sly announced as everyone stared at him.
Will Sly fix the coffee machine?Will he get tht fine suit? Find out in Chap.2:The Apartment
