A Compilation of Sheer and Utter Randomness
Disclaimer: NO OWN ANYTHING.
Summary: A bunch of short poems composed from my twisted, bored-out-of-heck mind. Hopefully interesting, if not, whatever.
Variation of Jack and Jill
Vic and Riley went to Forks
To kill a girl named Bella.
But alas, off went their heads!
And arms and legs and patellae.
The Cullens and werewolves
Set them on fire
MUAHAHA!!! –cough-
Then waited for the nasty vampires.
Next on the list: Variation of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! If anyone has any favorite nursery rhymes or songs (doesn't have to be a baby song necessarily) they want a variation of, send me the title and singer if it's a song (and I mean, not so old and traditional that no one knows where the heck it came from) and I'll put it on my list.
