A Compilation of Sheer and Utter Randomness

Disclaimer: NO OWN ANYTHING.

Summary: A bunch of short poems composed from my twisted, bored-out-of-heck mind. Hopefully interesting, if not, whatever.

Variation of Jack and Jill

Vic and Riley went to Forks

To kill a girl named Bella.

But alas, off went their heads!

And arms and legs and patellae.

The Cullens and werewolves

Set them on fire

MUAHAHA!!! –cough-

Then waited for the nasty vampires.

Next on the list: Variation of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! If anyone has any favorite nursery rhymes or songs (doesn't have to be a baby song necessarily) they want a variation of, send me the title and singer if it's a song (and I mean, not so old and traditional that no one knows where the heck it came from) and I'll put it on my list.