Annie: TOTAL KURO FUN TIME TIME!~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Alois: Whut? -glances around- H-how did I get here...?

Annie: SUPER SUPER KURO FUN FUN TIMEEEEEE~~~~~!

Alois: ...Claude? Claude help I think I've been raped again...!

Annie: -TWIRLS- AMAZING FANTASTICAL CHERRIES-

Alois: OH MY GOD IT'S A PEDOPHILE!

Sebastian: -walks in with two cats- I just magically poofed into a storage closet. Who is this? -points to Annie-

Alois: A PEDOPHILE! SEBASTIAN KILL IT! AHHHHH!

Annie: AWWW! No way~! I'm just your host for the evening, you will soon poof back to your regular fics.

Ciel: -steps out of briefcase in toy box- This is idiotic.

Annie: CIEL!~ Hi HO u MA bitch get OVA it.

Ciel: Excuse me?

Alois: CIEL! Hey baby.

Annie: So cute. LETS WELCOME 3 MORE PERMANENT GUESTS INTO THIS BASEMENT!

Ciel: Oh God.

Sebastian: I'll be in my trailer-

Annie: FFF LIKE HELL YOU WILL! U BE STAYIN RITE HERE!

Ciel: Could you use correct vocabulary at least? I'm already bored.

Annie: BAD DOG! Okay! Here comes Claude, Grell, and my buddy Tera!

-the three enter, Tera sporting Claude's glasses while shooting daggers at Grell. Claude looked emotionless-

Annie: WOOP! OVA HERE BITCH!

Tera: LOL U MY BITCH NOT ME

Annie: BITCH PLZ LOL

Tera: LOL

Ciel: Dear Kami-sama please poof me away from here.

Sebastian flicked Claude's ear.

Claude said nothing.

Grell: SEBAS-CHAN! OH WHY YOU LEAVE ME SEBBY? I LOVE YOU!~

Tera somehow twisted around and grabbed Grell's fiery red hair by the roots.

Tera: Grell~...why don't you go play with Alois for a bit? Or maybe William?

Annie: WHAT. No, no! Grell go ahead and take a seat in front of this fancy little laptop, I wanna show you the wonders of life.

Grell: You don't have the right parts to have that relationship with me sorry.

Annie: Okay no I meant FANFICTIONS.

Tera: lolno

Grell: Huh?

Annie: Nothing! Just read and learn. Here we'll start you off with... Trapped Little Robin.

Tera: OMG-

Annie: SHUT UP YOU SPOILER RAT!

Tera: lol ok derp

Grell; Okay! So where is this...?

Annie: -goes to and opens up story- Oh you will just LOVE this! Alois! Go read, Trapped Little Robin, it's COOL!

Alois: I guess I have some time to kill, Claude fetch me my iPad!

Tera: -hands iPad-

Alois: You're...not Claude? -Tera simply recites the Trancy butler pledge thing- ...Uhm anyway, WHAT AUTHOR ?

Annie: It totally blanked my mind at the moment, but just search it I'm sure you'll find it.

-2 minutes later-

Grell's face is currently light red with starry eyes and gazing at the computer screen. Alois was simply smirking, adding comments like Whoa, Ciel get in my bed right now, This is hot stuff, I'm so seme. And etc.

-3 minutes later-

Grell: CIEL BITCH GET OVA HERE!

Ciel: What.

Alois: -sits down on nearby sofa and watches-

Annie: DIS GON' BE GOOD!

-7 minutes later-

Ciel was currently flabbergasted and red, muttering gibberish and pointing his finger at Alois accusingly.

Alois: What? -innocent smile-

Grell had pranced off to read various other related fics, Annie was eating popcorn while wearing 3D glasses for some reason, and Ciel was on the floor heaving up and down at lack of air from screaming.

Ciel: Who would write such a foul, disgusting piece of literature?

Alois: Disgusting and foul my ass! THAT WAS GREAT!

Ciel: Yes, your rear end is disgusting and foul.

Alois: Meanie ;n;

Annie: CIEL HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUU? TERA GRAB THE TISSUES!

Tera: -dabs Alois's tears away while whispering a lullaby-

Ciel: Never mind you people. I don't see how I could read anything more repulsive.

Annie: Wanna bet? -Poker face-

Ciel: ...

-10 minutes later, 7 of which consisted of capturing Grell with tranquilizers and reviving him-

Annie: ALRIGHT! We are gathered here today to put Ciel's wonderful idea in action!

Ciel: IT WASN'T MY IDEA.

Annie: Sure, Mister Fanboy. OK! So a few months ago I found out about a fanfiction called BFFs is So Overrated and I nearly DIED reading it omg

Sebastian: In other words, it was a delicious piece of literature?

Tera: DURR.

Annie: I am sure Claude and Seybaschun will enjoy it too. BRING IN ELIZABITCH!

Alois: Do we really need to, Annie? Please no...;n;...

Annie: U-um ok no ELIZABITCH. Go on and enjoy the fic!

-3 hours later-

Everyone was wide-eyed and open-mouthed at the computer screen. Grell was passed out on the floor with a nosebleed, Sebastian was glancing at Claude at times, Claude stood stiff in place, Alois was mumbling gibberish while trying to make sense of what is left and right, Ciel was completely motionless. Annie and Tera were giggling like crazy grandmothers while crying about why the author hadn't updated in 6 months.

-1 hour later-

Finny left the basement after successfully serving everyone a cup of water and a good slap in the face. Bard gave him a lollipop for his efforts.

Annie: -smashes glass of water- SO. There you have it CIEL! I always win. HO HO HO!

Ciel: You sick human!

Tera: -files nails- Well there's some detailed hardcore Yaoi for you Ciel dear. Time to mature! WORK IT BOI! STRUT DAT ASS!

Annie and Tera proceeded to WOOP and WHISTLE at Ciel's direction as he sat there.

Ciel: I didn't know I would be involved in this action, particularly with Trancy. And how would I ever get jealous of seeing a relationship between Alois and Sebastian?

Annie: BECAUSE...-grabs Alois and throws him down on Ciel's lap- YOU L O V E EACH OTHERRRR!

Tera: AWWWWW!

Ciel flinched at the contact while Alois nervously pondered whether to get up or stay there.

Annie: AW U BOTH SO CUTE WIT YO WITTLE SHYNESS OF CONTACT AFTER READING SEX BETWEEN DA BOTH OF U! AWWWWW!

Tera: AWWWWW!

Claude: May I ask why I am in this story?

Annie: Oh it's simple, Sebastian x Claude is hot shit man. Who doesn't wanna see demon secks? Two sexy butlers in black...MMMMM

Tera: -Slaps- GET AHOLD OF YO'SELF WOMAN! YO PEDOBEAR SELF IS SHOWING HOE!

Annie: MY OOPS TEEHEE?

Sebastian: I find this behavior very amusing if I do say so myself. Claude is quite attractive in a way...

Grell: -shoots up- EXCUSE ME BUT YOU ARE MY BITCH!

Claude excuses himself.

Alois: I'm shocked at how SEXY this story is! I mean WHOA I HAVE TO TRY THE SEBASTIANXALOIS THING SOMETIME!

Annie: YEAH! It was hot. Alois, your seducing skills even got me drooling and I'm not even IN the story!

Tera: It got me to like Ciel x Alois

Ciel: -facedesk-

Alois: I know, I know...my art of seduction is amazing!

Annie: -nods- SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!