A/N: Scrap Cookies and Acidic Pancakes here! We wrote a terrible story of how we think the Cullens should have died as a joke. Then we auto translated them to different languages and back to English. It is so funny we thought we should share it with you guys! This is a crack fic. All spelling mistakes are…given to us by the translator… Peace.
How the Cullens Die
The old woman called Bella. She married Edowadokaren, the baby they called Renesme. Renesme had some kind of evil demonic forces that make you see how people "shit", she is passing.(Eng – Japanese – Eng)
What we originally wrote: Once upon a time there was a woman called Bella. She married Edward Cullen and they had a baby named Renesme. Renesme had some sort of evil demon force that makes people see what kind of "shit" she was going through.
Renesme married a hot werewolf named Jacob Black. Jacob Black, but the fantasy Renesme mother. Therefore, the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, Bella. Edward does not approve it, because he tried to kill Jacob. But Emmett pushed out of their own side, there is a competition between wrestler. Emmet, of course, competition, but then suddenly Bella said: "you fat bitch!" (Eng – Chinese – Eng)
WWOW: Renesme married a hot werewolf named Jacob Black. However Jacob Black fancied Renesme's mum. Therefore, bella is a MILF. Edward did not approve of this and he tried to kill Jacob, but Emmett pushed him aside and demanded an arm wrestling competition. Emmett, of course, won the competition but suddenly Bella shouted, "Screw you, fat whore!"
Emmett was very insulting. White snow in the woods, he met a girl ran away. Snow white girl in the world, decided to attack him. My father was an astronaut money. His eyes went circley. Rather, the smell of manure, he eventually landed on. Naruto came to him, he ate the chakras. Naruto and Hinata is very intense was decided to stop the violence. Naruto is very sad because nobody loves him now, so he committed suicide ... (Eng – Korean – Eng)
WWOW: Emmett was rather insulted. He ran into the forest and met a girl with white eyes. The white-eyed girl decided to punch him into the next universe. Emmett flew into the next universe. His eyes went circley. Emmett landed on a pile of Cowpat. Naruto came to him and his chakra ate him up. Naruto became quite fat and Hinata stopped stalking him. Naruto is now very sad because nobody loves him anymore, so he committed suicide.
Hinata was very pressured her staring at Emmett with her Byakugan and her lines pop out Emmet emmett flex his muscles in the face because it reminded her drilling him mad in the forest. She flies to death and Emmett grinned and walked towards Gaara Gaara to see him, he signed a thumbs - up and walk out into the mud Pikachu. (Eng – Thai- Eng)
WWOW: Hinata was very stressed as she glared at Emmett with her Byakugan and veins popped out. Emmett flexed his muscles because she reminded him of the girl in the forest. He punched her. She flew to her death and Emmett grinned. He notices Gaara walking towards him and Gaara gave him a thumbs-up sign and stumbled into the mud. Pikachu came out.
Pikachu came out of the mud and thunder and lightning, he recalled was his use of the red ppyamreul. At first, the electric strike, hit two against one, but then they fight. However, was stuck in emoteueun cowpat. gaara the sand egg rolls Pikachu decided to morph into the case. Picard was rolled up in pancakes, dancing steam. gaara, the Naruto world, the global dominance of electricity, so Gaara died, I had forgotten the egg. (Eng – Korean- eng)
WWOW: Pikachu used his red cheeks to summon thunder and lightning. The electrical attack stunned Emmett. He and Gaara decided the team up, however Emmett was stuck in the cowpat. Gaara turned into a sand egg thing and attempted to roll over Pikachu. Pikachu was steam rolled into a pancake. Gaara forgotten that, in the Naruto world, lightning dominated earth, so the egg died.
Emmett is a lot of people heard screams and cries for his help. Men shouted, pointing his direction was. He tried to dig a successful farmer who droppings. Monster came out ugly suddenly homeless transsexual gay - it was Guy. The city is big and strong wind gusts pushed stink like cow dung and dry earth. The tree had been dug Appuemitto suspended in the air. Then Emmett shot dead hobo. (eng – Japanese –eng)
WWOW: Emmett screams for help and many people heard his cries. Men began shouting and pointing to his direction. Farmers tried to dig him out of the poop but nobody succeeded. Suddenly an ugly homosexual transsexual hobo monster came out – it was Gai. Gai farted so big and strong a gust of stench that pushed the earth and cowpat. Trees were dug up and Emmett was suspended in midair. Then Emmett shot the hobo dead.
Once free, his father's life, body Gaara money (eggs) hung on. "Noo, my loved one!" Gaara, did not respond. Our days and nights he wept money. gaara, the sky, I heard him.
"Who the hell is that?" Gaara, very angry, he said. "He's an idiot wake me up to keep the same voice."
gaara him to shoot lightning decided to request the clouds. Oblidged clouds and very painful death emoteueun died. 1 dead, My God in heaven, I met Gaara.
"My love!" Emmett cried happy, and his heart soared.
"Damn! Come near me in!" Gaara away who was pushed down to hell Emmett. (eng – Korean – eng)
WWOW: Once free, Emmett ran to Gaara's lifeless body (and egg). "Noo, my loved one!" Gaara did not respond. Emmett cried for many days and nights. Gaara, in heaven, heard him.
"Who the fuck is this?" Gaara said, very annoyed. "He keeps waking me up with his stupid voice."
Gaara decided to ask a cloud to shoot a thunderbolt at him. The cloud oblidged and Emmett died a very painful death. Once dead, Emmett met Gaara in heaven.
"My love!" Emmett cried happily, his heart soared.
"Fuck! Stay away from me!" Gaara pushed Emmett away who fell down to hell.
