ANOTHER COMEDY ONE-SHOT!!
BASED ON THE CONVERSATION THAT ME AND MY FRIEND HAD ONE DAY!!
ENJOY!! AND I DONT OWN NARUTO!!
"...and I will restore my clan..." a famous Uchiha said one time when they introduced themselves.
But,
Does he even know what he has to go through just to restore his clan??
He didn't
Until he had "the talk"
Sasuke was just walking down the street. He was going to Kakashi's house because he wanted to know how he can restore his clan. After three miles of walking, Sasuke finally arrived at Kakashi's apartment. He knocked on the door three times until Kakashi finally answered the door.
"Oh It's you" Kakashi said lazily. "What do you want?"
"I need help" Sasuke said in his tone.
"help? On what?" Kakashi asked.
"I need help on how I can restore my clan." Sasuke answered.
"I think this young Uchiha didn't have 'the talk' with his father" Kakashi thought.
"Sasuke, did you and your father ever had that talk?" Kakashi asked.
"What talk?" Sasuke asked while raising an eyebrow.
"Oh you didnt? Kakashi said. "I think it's time"
"time for what?" the Uchiha asked.
"Time for 'the talk'." Kakashi replied. "Come in"
"I wonder what Kakashi-sensei is talking about?" Sasuke thought.
"Sit down. You have to listen to this" Kakashi commanded. Sasuke did what he is told.
"Now how can I explain this..." Kakashi said. "Oh I know!"
(Sorry but I don't know exactly how the talk, "birds and bees" goes so Kakashi just told him the truth on how Sasuke can restore his clan by a slideshow.)
After an hour of umm..the lesson..
"I-I have to do THAT?!!" Sasuke yelled.
"Yup." Kakashi replied.
"No.Way" Sasuke said.
"Yes way" Kakashi said as he turned of the screen.
Sasuke felt like throwing up after seeing that "presentation"
"I-I gotta go" Sasuke said. "Ja ne"
"Aa" Kakashi said as Sasuke went home.
Sasuke couldn't sleep that night after the talk with his sensei. Heck he doesn't want to go to his bed since that's where that scene takes place when restoring a clan.
Sasuke couldn't sleep for a week
No screw that
He couldn't sleep for a MONTH!
END
Corny? yes it is corny. but please review and yea sure go ahead and flame it. Here's a marshmallow so you can roast it...
Well Bye!!
