Over 100 Hits! Holy shit on a stick! thank you XD! This one may not be as funny as the one about Kuja, because he is easier to make fun of.


10 ways to piss off Garland & the Four Fiends

NO.10-Ask Garland if he's overcompensating for something with that big sword he has in Dissidia.

NO.9-Tell the Lich that his horned helmet looks ridiculous.

NO.8- And that his Dawn of Souls artwork makes him looks as threatening as Gannon from Link the faces of evil.

NO.7-Ask Marilith what she does with all those arms.

NO.6-Tell the Kraken that wearing a cape does not make him look cool.

NO.5-Tell Marilith that Ifrit could kick her arse any day.

NO.4-Tell Tiamat that she would looked better as that butt-ugly Wrym of the same name from XII.

NO.3-Say to Garland that Square Enix added in optional bosses that were stronger than Chaos because they thought he was so pitifully easy.

NO.2- Tell the Four Fiends that Garland is afraid of Goblins.

NO.1- Go up to Garland and say "I Garland, will knock you all down!" then run away in hysterics.


Everything her belongs to Square Enix. Now I must go. For I must sacrifice a football mascot to the great god of Anti-team sports.