Hello, this is my first story so be kind. Okay in mass effect 2 my female shepard's name is Australia so for this funny little story I'll be using Jane. Also, I am just doing this to test you, my dear readers, to see if you like me. ^-^ also I get drunk allot while I'm playing because I'm renegade. Yeah being evil is fun when you don't like certain people-Miranda-. But I do love and I mean Love Garrus.
But I'll get on with it.
Disclaimer: I do not own mass effect 2 or any of its characters. ^_~
"Just let me know when you find her and Dr. Chakwas." Garrus heard through the intercom. Currently, he was walking through Omega looking for Commander Shepard, who had been gone two hours longer than she was supposed to be. "Alright, Tali, I'll check in later." Garrus sighed and headed to the only place Commander Shepard would have been with Dr. Chakwas…Afterlife.
"Well, I guess I know her too well" Garrus said as he saw Dr. Chakwas leaning against the bar laughing at seemingly nothing. "Dr. Chakwas, are you alone?" Garrus yelled over the music.
"Oh! Gar-*laugh* Garroos," she slurred, "you must come have a drink with me and- oh she's gone oh well. Hit me again."
"No, you don't have to do that. Dr. I'm going to call Tali to come get you where is Jane?" Garrus yelled in vain.
"Yes very good, bye-bye."she smiled. Garrus called tali after he gave up on getting any information from the Dr.
After looking around for awhile he finally heard something encouraging, "Heeeeeeeey! Garrus, wazzup man, dude, turian?"
"Commander!" Garrus shouted and ran to her.
"Oh My God! WHAT happened to your face?" she screamed.
"Huh?"
"Awwwwww my poor Garry-poo." She said and cuddled up to his arm.
"O-okay, well, Jane, I'm going to take you back to the Normandy now."
She responded with a slure.
"Right, uh let's go then"
With some difficulty he did manage to get her back on to the ship. And then came the hard part, getting her to the captain's quarters unnoticed. Mission failed as soon as Kelly said "Oh my god! What is the commander okay?"
"Uh yes, she just needs to get back to her room quietly"
"Hey what happened to shepard" engenier Donnely asked making Garrus sigh. He was going to explain, but was cut off by none other than shepard.
"Hey! You in the face you're fffffired! Aahahahahahaaa! Garrus did you see that? I fired 'im aahahahahahah! Oh god I'm tired" with that she fainted and Garrus caught her and picked her bridal style.
"Okay now I really need to take her back to her room." Garrus said walking away.
"I'm not really fired am I?"
Finally getting her back to her room Garrus put her down on her bed and whispered "Jane the next time you go out drinking I think I'll just go with you."
"Okay."
O_o
A/N: well I'm not very confident but tell me what you think. O_O
