"What is it?"
"It's a flowerpot, you daft prick."
"Why in Godric's name have you bought them a flowerpot?"
"Because, Padfoot, they're my in-laws. You buy in-laws things like that."
"Like flowerpots?"
"They're Muggles!"
"...So?"
"I didn't know what else to get them! They're Lily's parents. I want to make a good impression."
"You want to make a good impression... with a flower pot? Good luck with that."
"Get bent, Padfoot - you wouldn't understand."
"Obviously not."
"I knew I should have asked Remus' advice instead."
"Probably."
"Whatever. I'm going now."
"...Oi, Prongs!"
"...What?"
"...Good luck meeting Lily's parents."
