I seriously don't know what I was thinking, when I came up with this- Something along the lines of, I dunno, Sonic crack couples.

I have never see works on this couple, so I decided- Why not?

And if u were wondering- NO! I AM A TOTAL SONAMY SUPPORTER! I may admire this relation, but I don't support it!

Disclaimer: Characters belong to Sega and Sonic Team.

Set up: In the futuristic lands of the" Sonic Riders" events (relating to both sonic riders and its sequel Zero gravity)

This is a total cracked story, with weird content.

Holiday plans

It was a silent Sunday night, a holiday for most people in the Future city. All of us are pretty much aware of what happens on holiday nights. Friends meet up or people going out to enjoy with families and of course little girly girls goin' to malls for shopping sprees with no care in the world.

Meanwhile, in the night sky flew the Babylon ship, above the sparkling city. In the ship reside Jet and his team, unfortunately they didn't seem to be having any holiday fun (Cuz Jet wouldn't let them), rather they were quiet busy, thinking of plans to upgrade their gears better than Tails (Wave), Overthrowing Sonic and robbing jewels (Jet), And of course, being loyal and obedient to Jet, so that they may get tacos tonight (Storm).

"Waaaaayve" Jet whined as he put his head on the table.

"What, now?" An annoyed Wave asked. "I can't THINK! How can Sonic be better than me, in everything-racing, gaining Babylonian charms, eating contests, gear upgrading, power, running, beating bad guys, WHY!???. "U think of something, I am tired" Jet said in a low tone, hiding a tone of somewhat loss or defeat, but of course he was too proud to actually express it.

"Jet, already u have me doing this upgrading, and Storm finding large banks on the map, now u want us to THINK for u too! U seriously need to do some things for yourself, not just keep relying on us cuz yur the leader" Wave explained. "WAVE SHUT UP!! And upgrade that gear! Upgrade it like U've never upgraded anything before! Storm locate banks like U've never located anything before!" Jet tried to sound enthusiastic, but then lowered his gaze and turned around "Oh fine, I'll do the thinking"

(Obnoxious 14 year old leader! Early teens are so stubborn and want their way 24/7, I was a lot mature when I was his age) Wave thought to herself when Storm nudged her and said "Wave, look" while pointing at Jet. "I really think, that even though he has been really bossy lately, he wants something… Very desperately, some thing even we can't get for him". Wave suddenly lowered her head "Sonic's defeat, u are right, he would do practically anything for that, but unfortunately for him…Sonic is too much" Wave realizes, Storm slowly utters "Boss….Boss…tacos?"

"ALRIGHT TEAM!!" Jet yells, turning to his team with a new look of enthusiasm "Stop what u are doing, this minute!" Jet ordered. "Sit down and relax! Come on come on, sit on this here rug with me!" Jet says as he sits on the rug. Storm and Wave stare in utter bewilderment thinking that Jet might have finally lost it. But as loyal teammates they came and sat on the rug with him.

"We are all going to think as a team! We are going to plan together about what may be Sonic's weakness or what could be the factors leading to his defeat at my hands" Jet explained, this was indeed his desperately taken measure, he normally only wants things done in split seconds, but here he wanted the whole team to actually think along with him. He was trying to be as patient as possible for him. Wave and Storm looked at him, in a little worry but began to think as he did.

In about 5 minutes, Jet said "Okay! We have done our thinking! Now lets, discuss, what we have reached!, STORM!".

"okay lemme see now, we could buy some tacos and show them to Sonic, then at that point we will not share with the poor hungry hedgehog, ultimately he will become jealous of our tacos, and challenge us, since he was too hungry and weak, he will not be able to fight properly for the tacos and will lose! Boss is the winner and tacos for Babylon rogues!!"Storm explained, trying to hint that he wanted tacos

"….. (patience)…WAVE!!".

"Well for starters the fact that, we started working as a team is a good sign because Sonic's all about teamwork with his friends. I have a few ideas that we can go with:

Steal delicate info about how Tails upgrades their gears, so that we may devise something better.

We could also set up a trap to capture them, while robbing a bank. Then make them challenge u at any cost.

Kidnap his weaker friends like Tails or Amy and use them as bait.

Use something precious that we'll have and Sonic won't."

Jet was lost in his mind thinking to himself, but then said in a evil tone "I would go with, the last 1! Now let me think…". "What do I have, that Sonic doesn't…"

"Tacos…." Storm muttered hopefully.

"Wealth and money…no.." Wave

"Speed and power… No, No, we both have that due to continuous training" Jet

"Air-gears modified with speed, power and flight…no…" Wave

"Key to Babylon garden…Na…" Jet.

"No Fan girls…" Storm said in an ignorant way.

"FAN GIRLS!! THAT'S IT!! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!" Jet yelled like a hyper-active fool. "One thing that has kept us at odds this whole time! Sonic's impressive heroism and gear moves. What I need is fan girls!".

"J-jet! That has nothing to do with beating Sonic!" Wave reminded him. "No Wave, it does, are u not aware of the importance of women in our lives?" Jet answered. "I am, I am, it's just that, this is a totally different topic!"

"No Wave, he is right" Storm agreed, "When a woman likes u or enjoys Yur Company, u are ultimately given relief and joy, u know, that some one is here for u when u are in need, therefore in the end, u are given amazing encouragement! Something that will keep u coming back, until the day u win! It's the way she cheers for u and…..COOKS TACOS FOR….."

Jet clearly cuts him off "I NEED A GIRLFRIEND!!!" Yells and goes about dancing at what he concluded. "WAVE!! PLEASE BE MY WOMAN!! I ASSURE U A GREAT….."

*DONG* Wave hits Jet to shut him up. "My dear, stupid leader, Sonic already has a somewhat weird relation which could be called…a girlfriend!" Wave ignorantly reminded him. "WHOOOOOOOOO???" Jet asked, sounding like a ghost.

"Well, not exactly girlfriend…an obsessive little fan who keeps following him, who's stuck to him like a leech and will never let go, Sonic doesn't derive much enjoyment from this relation…I guess here u can say, he doesn't know the importance of a woman." Wave explained. "WHAT?!! Are u referring to the pink scary girl, who's always with him" Storm said in shock "but he always rescues her".

"Why…why…is there no answer, to his defeat?" Jet whispered with fierce anger. "THAT'S IT!!!!!!, we'll see if this stupid relation can keep up with my speed" Jet said and laughed sinisterly "Muhhaaahaaahaahaaaaha".

With that, a diabolical plan was concluded between the Babylon rogues. Jet the hawk, the best thief and air-gear racer, may seem as though he has become mad or something, but it is his goal or his desire that makes him act this desperately. Following the past events, we know how he and his team kept losing to Tails, Knuckles and of course, Sonic. A stubborn, young teenager like Jet is not the type to accept defeat, especially not to a rival whom he is so close to being a match for.

But why Amy Rose? She had nothing to do with it. Even if she did go up against Wave the swallow, she was beaten with ease, because she was a weakling against the Babylon rogues when it came to Air-gear racing. Seeing the current situation, that Jet realizes Sonic possesses something like a girlfriend, they set out with a plan to deal with this.

Jet and his team ran out into Botanical garden late at night, when people normally don't come. Wave still mumbled about the stupidity of Jet's and Storm's plans. "Why would a little girl be out in a garden this late at night, oh great leader who knows all?" Wave asked sarcastically. "DO U THINK I AM MAD???!!" Jet yelled at Wave.

(Yes) Wave thought.

"Anyways, boss asked me to try and locate her, using this Babylonian locater stone that can locate gravity rings, apparently, she was in no mall in future city. The stone lead us to where we stand right now" Storm explained. The stone began to shine with even more power.

"I'll deal with her myself! U 2 take yur positions and be prepared for the attack! Forget the importance of women! Now I'm just gonna kidnap this weakling of a racer and MAKE Sonic come for her. If he does care for her, he'll try to fight me! But this time I WON'T LOSE!! After I win, I think I'll keep the girl as my prize!" Jet then walked further while holding his newly upgraded gear, in case she tried to put up a fight. Storm and Wave took their positions and covered him.

Jet walked as fast as he could, breathing deeply and trying to go the right way, it was too dark that even he couldn't get reckless. He wandered about blindly for a while until some light shone in his way and he heard noises. Following the narrow light, when he reached his target, he immediately his behind a near bush. Excitement surged through him, as he was about to come face to face with her again. (What a day! but this kid is mine now, and I'll see to it that yur hero doesn't miss u after I….) jet stopped thinking, as he froze. His jaw dropped at the horror of what he witnessed, it was indeed a terrifying scene, frightening. So frightening, that it made him shiver on the inside.

He wanted to stop looking, but he couldn't, his body wouldn't let him, and what he saw was………

Find out on the next chapter: The real Amy Rose

AND DO NOT MISS! BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST PART!! The main idea is covered in the second chapter and I will not rest, until I post that! It will be done by tonight or tomorrow!

DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!! How'll I know if u enjoyed or not????? Okay, thank u for being patient! Love ya! And stay tuned!