(MY) ~10 ways to tick Dimentio off~
1. Talk in third person
2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect.
3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away.
4. Ask him what the h11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number?
5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all)
6. Yell "GRRREEEEN!" at random moments.
7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA)
8. Put glitter on his mask!
9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee)
10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little TOO crazy)
Acro-Okay so this fic is as the title clearly says, Ten easy ways to annoy Dimentio. Well, Me, and my good fellow authoress Icefox-
Icefox- Hi!
Acro shakes head- Uh, as I was saying Me and Icefox shall be annoying Dimentio over the next (Insert however many days it'll take to complete this fanfic).
Icefox- Can I get the handcuffs?
Acro- No, uhh, maybe….we will need them for number 9...so sure!
Icefox- YES!
Acro- Okay anyway, in no way shape, or form, or time, nor space do I own Dimentio or any other characters that you may see. I own me. And Icefox owns herself. (Duh)
Icefox- Got the handcuffs!
Acro- Awesome! But uh just leave them in the A/N: we won't need them till 9 with Count.
Icefox- Who said these are for the Count? *Grins*
Acro-O.O
ONE: TALK IN THIRD PERSON!
The two authoress's waited outside Dimentio's door in Castle Bleck. They stared at it, "How much longer?" Acro whined, "I dunno?" Icefox shrugged. They went back to staring at the door, "Maybe he's not home." Acro said, "After all it is after SPM, for all we know-" she was cut off by Icefox banging on his door, "OPEN UP!" She shouted. The door opened and Icefox continued to beat at where the door was. "Okay, okay, OKAY!" Acro grabbed Icefox's fist, "It's open."
They looked into the dark room, "You wanna go in first?" Icefox asked. Acro shook her head, "Too bad." She pushed Acro in and shut the door. Outside Icefox put an ear to the door, "I can't see anything!" Acro said in a sing-song voice. "Find a light switch." Icefox called back.
"Fine be that way." Acro mumbled, Icefox could here the shuffle of feet, followed by a sheik of fear and a thud. She tried not to laugh, "You okay?" She managed to get out before collapsing in a fit of laughter, "No." Acro's muffled answer came, "Acro is not alright, WATSON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" Icefox laughed harder. "Hahaha." Acro said sarcastically, "Laugh it up!" more shuffling could be heard followed by a thump and a curse, "Why does he have some much JUNK scattered around his room! Oh hey theres the light switch." A click could be heard and a beam of light shone from under the door. Icefox popped up her laughs done, she opened the door.
"Not exactly as I pictured his room." Acro said walking forward, the air of the room was warm, and the walls were, lets just say not how the two fangirls pictured it. Icefox walked forward, "Uhh Ice?" Acro said frozen, "Yeah?" Icefox turned to look at Acro, who pointed at the bed behind her, turning to look, a lump could be seen under the bed covers.
The fangirls looked at each other and both had huge smile on their faces.
Icefox about ran forward, "Wait!" Acro said, "What if he's not a morning person?" She asked looking at Icefox, "So?"
"Soooooo, we should have someone else wake him up." Acro said, "Who, theres you, and me." Icefox said pointed between the two of them. "I know just the guy." Acro said, "Not to worry."
ONE PHONE CALL LATER.
"PUT ME DOWN!" Acro tugged at someone's leg, "You said you'd do it" She yelled, "I take it back I take it back!" the person shouted. "NO TAKE BACKSIES!" Acro screamed clinging to the person's leg. The lump on the bed stirred, "Uh Acro…" Icefox said worried, "ALEC GET BAK HERE YOU LOST YOUR PANTS!" Acro shouted running out the room. The lump stirred some more. "ACRO!" Icefox shouted. The authoress's head popped back in the room, "Look." Icefox said pointing at the lump which was stirring. Acro threw something aside and ran forward standing next to Icefox.
A black and white head came up, looking tired and dizzy, "GET UP SCREAMED AUTHORESS ACRO!" Acro screamed in his ear. Dimentio fell out of his bed in shock, both girls looked away, as if they had nothing to do with it.
Dimentio looked at them, "And who may I ask are you two? And why are you snooping in my room rather loudly like two terrible spies?"
"We are here to annoy said Authoress Icefox." Icefox said looking back at the jester who was now hovering.
Acro turned, "Dude, I can't take you seriously in pajama's Authoress Acro said nearly laughing." Dimentio's eye twitched, "And why exactly are you talking in third person?" he asked, "Why are having the fun of annoying the one who is you said Authoress Acro talking like the one who is Fawful." Icefox snickered, "And we are not to be leaving till ten annoyances of the jester of Dementedness is having the successes said Authoress Icefox copying Authoress Acro who is copying the one who is Fawful!" Icefox said happily.
Dimentio ran a gloved hand over his masked face. "Is Dimentio annoyed asked Authoress Acro with concern?" Dimentio glared at her hard, Acro his behind Icefox, "WE shall be taking that as a yes, Authoress Icefox said."
The two followed him in the hallways talking back and forth about him as if he wasn't there, "Authoress Acro tells you one last time Dimentio was born EVIL!" "And Authoress Icefox says he wasn't! Authoress Acro wrote a fic about it!" "FIC CAN BE MISLEADING! Authoress Acro shouted!"
"ALRIGHT QUIET!" Dimentio yelled at the two. After a few seconds silence, "Authoress Acro think Dimentio should chill." Dimentio pulled his hat over his face and screamed, "Authoress Icefox agrees, Dimentio is to wound up."
Dimentio fell on the floor and curled up screaming again.
Acro and Icefox grinned. They had a silent conversation, of which Dimentio looked over after there was no comment on what he did. "Fine, Authoress Acro sighs in defeat."
"YEEE! I mean yes! Authoress Icefox says in victory!" she pulled out handcuffs and, in one swift motion, handcuffed her self to Dimentio.
He looked at the handcuffs and screamed, "Ow, Authoress Icefox is not needing that ear anymore Authoress Icefox says sarcastically."
"Authoress Acro has chortles!" Acro said rolling on the floor laughing, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha! Authoress Acro laughs!"
Icefox rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue, "Authoress Acro is just jealous that Authoress Icefox is handcuffed to Dimentio."
Okay yeah kinda weird….Icefox by the end of this Dimentio will have brain damage. (Or maybe by the end of chapter two….) *Shrugs*
