Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Warnings: Sexual themes

Pairing: TsengxCloud

Keyword: Panties


"Come over tonight… please," was the first thing he heard from the quiet voice over the phone.

Tseng smirked. Short and sweet, just as he expected from Cloud. "I'm off work at nine, see you then?"

Tseng received an affirmative grunt in return before a dial tone reached his ears.

Eventually, the day passed, and Tseng made it to Seventh Heaven in record time. He gave a short wave to Tifa, who was tending the bar with Rude. How did Rude get here before him? Oh well.

Tseng made his way upstairs towards the blonde's bedroom. He started to knock on the door, but before he could finish a second knock, the door swung open and he was pulled in by his tie.

Lips pressed fiercely against his, a tongue begging for entry. Hands roamed hungrily over each other's bodies, as if they hadn't touched for weeks. The room soon filled with lusty groans and unbearable heat. Cloud solved this problem quickly, pulling both of their clothes off, before he was forced down roughly on the bed.

"Lube?" asked the man above him, after the Turks quick search for it turned out unsuccessful.

"It… it's not there?" the blond asked, referring to the nightstand beside his bed. "Check the floor."

Tseng's head whipped around to look at the floor. His eyes travelled the hardwood, before stopping curiously at a pile of clean laundry. His eyebrows rose questioningly.

"Er… Cloud?"

The blonde's head turned impatiently, eyes travelling towards where Tseng were directed. Heat rose to his face, when he saw what the Turk was looking at.

Mixed in with his pile of clothing was a pair of lacy pink panties. Lacy pink panties that could be classified as sexy, if worn by the right person.

Tseng snickered. "Is there something you need to tell me?"


From downstairs, Tifa and Rude heard an audible thump, followed by a yelp of surprise. A loud yell came next.

"TIFAAAAAA!!"


A/N.Hahaha. You wanted those panties to be Clouds, didn't you? Hmm, maybe next time. Sorry if the spacing in this is a little wonky, or if it's rushed. First attempt at humor. Good, bad? Anyways, I've got a few more stories written down already so I'll type them out later when it isn't so goddamn early in the morning. If you're planning to check them out later, please note, I do not write for popular pairings. Don't have your heart set out on SephxCloud or RudexReno or anything.