10 ways to annoy Horatio Caine

Steal all his sunglasses. ALL OF THEM

Blame one of the team for stealing them. Plant evidence (a pair of sunglasses)

When H confronts team member, own up and break each pair in front of him.

Paint "People who sleep with you die!" on his front door. Or something like it.

Send him lots of cuddly newt toys with a message "When I saw these they reminded me of you."

When H is annoyed by the cuddlies send him lots of hair dying kits.

Drug him. Lock him in a tanning booth for 15 mins.

When he comes out really orange take photos. Lots.

Name a ginger bread man Horatio and eat it in front of him. Start with the legs.

Drug him again but talk him into getting an "I love NCIS tattoo on his ass." If he refuses DO IT ANYWAY!

Disclaimer & A/N: I don't own CSI:Miami. I don't know why i wrote this, don't really even watch CSI:Miami but anyway... Thanks for reading, any ideas/thoughts, I will be more than happy to write another for a character, CSI or a different TV show (only if I've seen it though!) ;) xxx