1995

Disclaimer: The original song belongs to Bowling for Soup, and the Characters and stuff belong to J.K. Rowling.

Note: We are aware that witches and wizards don't have TV, as well as the fact that Ron and Hermione are a couple, Hermione doesn't hate him, and she would never, ever, date, or have affairs with any of her professors, or any of the mentioned death eaters, or Voldy… Another note is that Tommy refers to Voldemort (Tom Riddle), and not the toothless Tom from the Leaky Cauldron.

Welcome to the Weird Sister's performance of the Worst Life Ever! Thank you to all the loyal fans who sent in their lyrics for the song but alas, there can only be one winner. And the winner of the Worst Life Ever Contest is…. HERMIONE GRANGER!

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Woohoohoo

Woohoohoo

Hermione just hit the wall, she never had it all

One Prozac a day, sure kept Ron away

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned twenty-four

Only been with one man

What happened to her plans?

She was gonna be an auror

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass

On the hood of Voldy's car

Her old friend Ron Weasley, is now the enemy

Looks at her average life

And nothing has been all right

And there was Tommy and Vicky

Way before Ron Weasley

There was Flitwick and Moody

Their booty still on Witch TV

Her two kids in 6th year

They tell her that she's trés queer

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1995

Woohoohoo

(1995)

Woohoohoo

She's read all the textbooks, she knows every line

Standard Book of Spells

Lockhart's whole story mine

She read books to please

And annoy Ron Weasley

Thought she'd get a hand

On the spells in Witchwizard land

Where's the mini-skirt made of dragon skin?

And who's the other guy that's snogging her in Dublin

When did Hermione become naughty?

Whatever happened to the silent. bookworm

In the library

And there was Tommy, and Vicky

Way before Ron Weasley

There was Flitwick and Moody

Their booty still on Witch TV

Her two kids in 6th year

They tell her that she's trés queer

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1995

Woohoohoo

She hates Ron, he is gay

She tells him to straighten out his homo ways

And when he did, they got married

Please make this stop, stop

Stop, and bring back

Tommy and Vicky

Way before Ron Weasley

There was Flitwick and Moody

And booty still on Witch TV

Her two kids in 6th year

They tell her that she's trés queer

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 1995

Tommy, and Vicky

Way before Ron Weasley

There was Flitwick and Moody

Their booty still on Witch TV

Her two kids in 6th year

They tell her that she's trés queer

Cause she's still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1995!

Thank You Fans! And thanks to Hermione Granger for that very... interesting look on her life!