If only I had an aztec coin to wear around my neck
Or a piece of rotting rum soaked wood from the
Black Pearl's solid deck.

If only I could sail the seas with...Will by my side
Or sit with Jack and drink some rum on a lovely carriage ride.

If only I could slap Lord Beckett with a sturdy iron fist
Or send him to the kraken, 'cause he really makes me...(beep)

If only I could shake Gore's hand for making the best films ever
Or spend a day with Johnny for being so gosh darn clever

If only I had a jar of dirt with a thump thump buried inside
Or a wonderful magical compass, from which no treasure can hide

If only I could travel to Cali to see the world premiere
Or dress up like a Caribbean pirate while I watch it here

If only I could muster up these feelings deep inside
Then I'd let my obsession 'bloom' for which it will not ever hide!

As you all can plainly see, I am a pirates fan
Cause if I wasn't, I'd be sick...of watching Hook in Peter Pan!