Okay, I know this would never work but I thought I'd try a different edge, besides the normal Mondler and Ross & Rachel FanFics. So, yeah, here's a Joey/Phoebe Fanfic, hope you enjoy :')
Set in the year 2001, during Mondler's wedding reception.
Phoebe and Joey are sitting at a table, looking on as Monica and Chandler share their first dance as a married couple.
Phoebe: Joey, you know you agreed to be my backup?
Joey: Yeah, what about that Pheebs?
Phoebe: Wanna bring it back a coupla years? I'm still promising 3 times a week, or maybe more…
Joey: Yeaaaaah baby! Wanna go now?
Phoebe and Joey's conversation gets interrupted by Rachel running over, knocking over some chairs as she went, in a race to get to the table before Ross.
Rachel: PHEE-
Ross: RACHEL KAREN GREEN DON'T YOU DARE-
Rachel: GUESS WHO I JUST SAW GIVING HIMSELF A MANICURE?
Phoebe and Joey look at each other, mildly confused. Eventually, Joey twigs.
Joey: Really Ross? Never had you down for that sorta thing…..
Ross: Look, I wanted to look nice for Mona okay? I really like this girl, and if I have even a minute chance, I'm gonna try and make myself look good!
"Or you're just a tiny bit weird" shouted Chandler as he walked over with Monica.
Ross: Do you even know what we're talking about Chandler?
Chandler: Yes… the fact you still play with your dinosaurs, right?
Everyone bursts out laughing
Rachel: Um Ross, I didn't realise you were the same age as your son…
Ross: CHANDLER! IF IT WASN'T YOUR WEDDING DAY-
Monica: It's 7.57, Chandler, you have 3 minutes to pee before we have to sit and eat, and that goes for everyone…
Monica gives Joey a look, suggesting trouble if he doesn't go with Chandler
Chandler: Joe, we'd better go, or The Vein will make an appearance
Ross: Actually, I need to go too.. CHANDLER, JOEY, WAIT!
Ross rushes after Chandler and Joey.
Rachel and Monica sit down at Phoebe's table
Rachel: So what's up Pheebs?
Phoebe: Have you ever thought of Joey in THAT way?
Rachel: No…
Monica: Why Pheebs? Are you?
Phoebe: Yeah, and it sounds REALLY appealing.
Monica and Rachel look at each other knowingly
Phoebe: What? I hate it when I don't understand those looks! I only like it when I'm giving them! Tell me!
Rachel: Mon, did you wanna-
Monica: OKAY! JOEY IS IN LOVE WITH YOU
