Screw the Rules: Final Fantasy 4

Or in which Rydia summons royalty and breaks the fourth wall for lameness incarnate.

"Dark Wave!" Cecil yelled putting as much power as he could while Kain jumped into the air. *9999 damage!*

"Drop Kick of Doom!" Kain yelled as he brought his armored foot down on the girl. *9999 Damage*

"No-one this young should have this much power." Cecil muttered, breathing hard.

"Summon: Asura! Summon: Leviathan! Summon: Magikrap(I mean Magikarp)!" She yelled, a woman with 4 faces and 4 arms appeared at the first summon, a long snake like dragon on the second, and a small orange fish on the third. Cecil and Kain stared at the fish with wonder.

"Did she just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?" Kain asked his friend.

"So?" the Summoner asked hearing the question.

"And you broke the fourth wall for lameness incarnate." Cecil said

"Again, so?" She asked.

"That's against the rules, isn't it?" Cecil and Kain asked together.

"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR!" she yelled. "ATTACK!"

And so Cecil and Kain got the pwning of the century from Asura and Leviathan and got splashed on with icky stuff by Magikarp. The pwning caused the mountains to break up, so Kain and Cecil were separated and the way back to Baron was blocked. For some strange reason however Cecil found the Summoner near him, unconscious. So he took her to the nearest village for healing.