Empowered: Violence Pornography

"Um, hi! Welcome to the recap pa...wait a minute, this isn't the recap page!"

Hmmmmm?

"This isn't the recap page for Volume 4! Hey wait a minute! You're not Mr. Warren!"

Uh...no. No I'm not.

"But if you're not Mr. Warren, who owns me and makes any and all money off me...OH NO! NO NO! It's finally happened!"

...Wha?

"Someone is actually writing fanfiction about me! Oh no! I knew this would happen eventually!"

Actually I believe there's been...

"Let me out of here! No one's reading about me being intimate with Thugboy! Especially not in terrible IKEA erotica! LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT...!"

Wait I'm not going to...great, she ran away. Pardon me a moment, this story will hopefully start momentarily...