I don't own Deidara or Sasori.

Happy Birthday, Sasori, hmm!

"Happy birthday Sasori-senpai, hmm!" Deidara said, rushing into the room.

"What?" Sasori asked, looking up from a puppet he was working on.

"Today is your birthday! Remember, hmm?" Deidara said.

"Ok. Whatever."

"Well, hmm?"

"Well what?"

"Aren't you going to ask me what I got you, hmm?"

"You got me something?"

"Of course I did! Why wouldn't I, hmm?"

"Well? What did you get me then?"

"It's a surprise! Follow me, hmm!" Deidara said excitedly, and turned to walk down the hallway. Sasori got up. I guess there would be no point if I said no. He'd just drag me there, Sasori thought, then began to follow Deidara down the hallway.

"Well? How far is it?" Sasori asked after they had been walking for about 20 minutes.

"You'll see, hmm! Oh, I should probably blindfold you now, hmm!" Deidara said, then quickly grabbed Sasori's head and tied a blindfold around it.

"Hey, what-!" Sasori yelled out in surprise, and grabbed the blindfold and tugged. No luck, it wouldn't budge.

"Since all of the rest of your birthdays you refused to wear the blindfold, I just glued it to you this year, hmm!" Deidara said happily, and took Sasori's hand.

"What are you doing you queer?" Sasori asked Deidara angrily, and quickly smacked away his hand.

"Senpai, that's not very nice, hmm..." Deidara said. He sounded disappointed.

"I don't want to look like a gay fag!" Sasori said, and crossed his arms.

"Then do you want me to dress up like a girl?" Deidara asked innocently.

"What? No! Just don't hold my hand!" Sasori sighed, and started to walk again. He ran into a tree. 5 minutes later, he and Deidara were holding hands and walking toward an unknown location. At least, to Sasori it was.

a/n: I'm super bored. And starting a third chapter stary. Im' lucky that this one's going to be short I guess...