Why Yamaguchi Kumiko is a Failure as a Heroine
When being Captured:
1) In the first place, good luck trying to capture her. No matter how numerous the adversaries, in the end, her abnormal strength and skill will win out (not to mention the 'power up' the subsequent adrenaline rush will give her).
2) Drugging her is not really that possible. she can sense someone's presence from a veritable distance, and she is usually careful of the food she is served. After all, the nature of the family business requres her to be somewhat...paranoid.
3) The most effective way would probaby be to get her to replace someone else as the primary hostage (though, on this note, it's best to pick one of her students, or a close friend. Taking Kyouto-sensei, on the other hand, might get you nowhere. Of course, taking someone she really cares for will ensure she will find a way to hurt you...eventually).
4) You could wait until she got sick. So far, this is the only one that has yet proved effective (no mater the fact that it wasn't planned that way). Then again, as Ojii-san had said, the last time she was sick was in grade school. You might have a long wait ahead of you. And even if you get that chance, there's always that Sawada Shin.
5) Tying her up would probably be the worst idea, ever. It would only piss her off, give her an adrenaline rush, thereby increasing her speed, skill and power, and send everyone (but her) to the hospital. Also, refer to #1.
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A/n: Inspired by the OHSHC's Hitachin Twins' comment about why Haruhi is a failure as a Heroine. mwehehe. Feel free to add to this list! :)
