Title: The Day In The Life....
Author: Ryu-ookami
Rating: Teen
Summary: This is a series of short snapshots in the life of Ryu Shinigami – Warrior Adventurer Extraordinaire
Disclaimer: I do not own the copyright to Guild Wars, although I do own multiple copies of the game, and I make no monetary profit from the creation and distribution of this story. Guild wars is the property of Arenanet etc etc etc. Liuxe Elysian is used with kind consent of the player who created him. Ryu Shinigami I created so he is mine.
Notes: This is a parody. Be ready to expect gratuitous violence to occur on a regular basis. I have also, where possible, asked the creators of their characters permission to use their characters. Also, and this is greatly important, a HUGE thank you goes to Shi-koi for beta reading this for me and correcting the huge number of mistakes I often make. :)
The Day In The Life....
As Ryu Shinigami hacked his way through yet more of Abaddon's demonic servants he yawned in boredom.
"I'm bored....killing everything in sight was fun at first now its lost its interest. It wouldn't be to bad if there was anything that was an actual challenge but there isn't," he mused, glancing over at his mini raptor which was in the process of gnawing on one of the multiple legs of a dead Dryder.
Ryu wandered over to a large rock leaning against it whilst casually beheading the last of the Terrorweb Dryders.
"Lets see...Why do I keep doing this? I have more money than I can spend. My material storage is almost fully stocked up. I've got a shield that's so shiny that the sun gets jealous at the glare it gives off, I've got a sword so sharp and pointy that all the other swords are envious of it and my amour - well it would take a 100 dwarf blacksmiths a 100 days to create its equal, but that still doesn't explain why I'm doing this."
Ryu's thoughts were interrupted by a sucking sound. Glancing around Ryu realised that Ripper the Raptor had finished gnawing on the dead Dryder and was now trying rather messily to suck out the brains from the Terrorweb Dryder that lay a few feet away with little success.
Ryu looked at Ripper considering its recent behaviour whilst he did so the mini Raptor had always been a little different since being attacked by a zombie warlock in Kryta and had Ryu been asked he would have sworn that on certain occasions when he had drunk perhaps a little to much aged dwarven ale that he had heard the Raptor trying to say the word "Brains" when the mini-raptor had been eating.
Ripper the mini Raptor looked over at Ryu making sure that his human and food provider wasn't going to try and steal his food. Ripper had long thought of attacking Ryu while he slept but considered that Ryu was better as a food provider than a food source.
A few days later...
Ryu looked at his alcohol stash wondering if he had time to get drunk then realised it probably wasn't a good idea as Liuxe Elysian, the Paragon and party leader who had contracted him to help wipe out a horde of corsairs, probably wouldn't be best pleased if the corsairs escaped. Not that he particularly cared, he just had a hangover and could do with out a holier than thou paragon screaming at him that he was a 'drunk and having a zombie mini raptor is an unnatural occurrence and not a suitable pet!'
Hearing his name being called, he walked over to the group of misfits that had the audacity to call itself a party. Other than himself there were two Sunspear wannabe warriors, Melonni the Dervish, Dunkoro the Monk, Liuxe the Paragon wearing an annoyingly whiter than white outfit that just to look at gave Ryu a larger headache than he already had, Ogden Stonehealer an annoying little runt who had the aggravating habit of trying to cure Ryu of being drunk just as he got a good buzz on and Olias, a Necromancer who Ryu had worked with before who was always a suitable drinking partner as the things he could summon when he was drunk were excellent after all who know that necromancers could summon succubi as well.
They admittedly had to sacrifice a small kitten to do so, but hell Ripper always liked something to play with when Ryu was getting drunk and seeing the raptor throw a dead kitten around was amusing in itself.
Tbc...
