Okay so I saw prompt and immediately made it about Supernatural, so here we go. The prompt was: frustrated that the citizens of Heaven "don't know how good they have it," God arranges a pen pal program with Hell. So now we have this. I know the chapters are pretty short, but hey, we've got plenty of time! :D I won't abandon because this is just too good!
Lucifer fumed when the first letter popped into his Cage. It was addressed to him, it the looping scrawl he recognized as his brother's, Michael's.
"Dearest brother,
Dad is making us write letters. He has set up a 'pen-pal' system between Heaven and Hell and partnered us.
I couldn't be more disgusted.
I have enclosed paper and a pen for your reply.
Michael,"
Lucifer balled the letter up and threw it threw down, hoping it would fall through the bars of the Cage but instead it just hovered over the bottom of it. He grabbed the pen and paper, and scrawled his reply.
"Michael,
Fuck you.
Lucifer,"
The letter disappeared, a new one appearing a few minutes later.
"Brother,
I hate this too. But I cannot ignore your letters and you cannot ignore mine. It will only get worse for the both of us.
Dad is insistent on this. He is forcing one of our youngest, Samandriel, to write to the demon known as Crowley.
Michael,"
"Michael,
I'm glad we agree on the subject of hating this. How in Hell - pun intended - could it get worse for me?
Also, I will see what I can do to make sure Crowley doesn't traumatize Samandriel too much.
Lucifer,"
"Lucifer,
He said 'if one of you doesn't comply, you both get locked into the Cage.' How would you feel about spending eternity with me?
Why do you care about Samandriel? He's useless, a small angel with very little power.
Michael,"
"Michael,
Oh Dad no! I couldn't stand being locked in here with you!
I've always cared believe it or not. And his power is only small if you compare it to mine or yours. He has his own power.
Lucifer,"
"Lucifer,
I thought you would react like that.
You claim to have always cared but you didn't follow Dad's orders. Why?
Michael,"
"Michael,
What do you mean you knew I'd react like that?
And mind your own damn business.
Lucifer."
