"Captain have you ever kissed anybody?"

Captain Hitsugaya groaned, "Why are these questions a common theme with you Matsumoto?"

Ever since she had first started asking questions about his sexual orientation it had been a go to hobby of his lieutenant to ask him embarrassing questions when other people were around. At that particular moment, they were standing inside the room for Captain's meetings waiting for a Captain and lieutenant's meeting to start. The Head Captain had not yet arrived and he supposed she had been bored with the silence.

She held up her hands by her face in defense as if she had no idea why he was upset about her asking, "Well it was just a simple question."

He sighed, "And why is that your excuse every single time?"

Captain Kuchiki jumped into the conversation, "This topic is inappropriate for the work place."

Hitsugaya wanted to throw his arms in the air in victory, "Yes, I completely agree. So, be quiet Matsumoto."

She sighed in response, "But Caaaptaaaiiin I just want to know if you've kissed Karin yet!"

The young Captain felt the heat rise in his face, "That isn't even what you asked me. You asked me if I have ever kissed anybody not just Karin."

She started to look like she as excited after his response, "Well I'll change the question! Have you ever kissed Karin?"

He sighed, "Still not appropriate for the work place."

Renji grinned at them from behind his stoic Captain, "I don't know Captain Hitsugaya. I'm sure the entire room wants to know at this point!"

Zaraki butted in as well, "Yeah! Yo who's Karin anyway?"

Captain Ukitake spoke up in response, "I do believe she is Kurosaki Ichigo's little sister."

Yachiru ran to Hitsugaya's side, "Snowball! You're dating Ichi's sister? I bet he's soooo mad!"

Kuchiki entered the converstaion again, "That brings up a good question. Does Kurosaki Ichigo even know?"

Momo made I pouty face at her would be brother around the other Captains, "Shiro-chan! Why didn't you tell me you were dating someone!"

Izuru silently took a breath of relief knowing there was no danger the chibi-Captain would suddenly sweep Momo off of her feet.

Hitsugaya actually did throw his arms in the air, "Why the hell is this a topic of conversation?!"

Matsumoto answered him, "Because excluding Yachiru you are the youngest out of all of us. Try to think of us as nosy older siblings."

"That doesn't make it any better!"

Then the Head Captain walked in and began the meeting. Hitsugaya was relieved. His embarrassment and frustration was over and he didn't have to answer Matsumoto. But then at the end of the meeting the Head Captain surprised everyone with, "Finally, before we resolve this meeting I would like to know the answers to the questions directed at young Captain Hitsugaya."

Before Toshiro could catch himself and his manners he blurted out, "What?"

The Head Captain raised his eyebrows, "Let me see if I can remember them all. And don't try to avoid answering because you must remember that I am the one asking. Have you ever kissed Karin? You are dating Kurosaki Ichigo's sister? Does the young Kurosaki boy know?"

Toshiro covered his face, "Um, well in that order: Yes, yes, and I don't know."

The Head Captain nodded, "Interesting. Meeting adjourned."

Helllooo. I just like the idea of Matsumoto's goal in life to be to embarrass Toshiro and everyone secretly being in on it. Please review!