Misadventures in Baby-Sitting

It was a big night for Vanilla, she had a special date with a well known hero from Earth (Yeah, a human, weird right? XD). However there was one teeny problem, there was no one to babysit her daughter and she wouldn't leave her daughter alone. She was unable to get in contact with Cream's friend Amy Rose, she was off looking for her crush, Sonic the Hedgehog, she tried to contact Miles "Tails" Prower but he was working hard that night and was unable to come over, so she tried the team Chaotix Detective Agency, but Espio and Vector were away on a top mission, only Charmy was available.

"Wait, you were left alone by Vector and Espio?" Vanilla asked.

"No, they found some people to watch over me, and since they're good buddies of mine, I have no objections to them doing so" Charmy replied.

"This is quite a predicament, I'm going on a date soon, I can't leave Cream alone, and I surely can't take her with me, I guess I'l have to reschedule".

"Hey don't worry I have a plan, no need to reschedule something big as a date, lets face it lady, you're not getting any younger, you're gonna need a chance while you can get one"

A vain on Vanilla's head pulsed a bit but she didn't show any anger in her voice, "Well then what do you have in mind?"

"I can bring the guys watching me and we can all watch Cream for you"

"Really? Sounds great but may I ask who it is that's babysitting you?"

"Johnny Sasaki and Aran Ryan"

"...You mean that awkward soldier and that aggressive boxer?"

"Yeah, they're awesome, they'll be happy to watch Cream for you"

"I'm not too sure about those two"

"Relax, they're not gonna destroy your house or anything"

"Heh, heh, right, well I guess beggers can't be choosers, please be by here at 7:00 P.M."

"If you say so lady, bye" Charmy hung up and went to talk to his friends.

Vanilla hung up as well, "That boy doesn't have many manners, I hope his influence doesn't rub off on Cream, or the influence of those other two gentlemen".

It was almost 7:00 and Vanilla was putting on some perfume when she heard the doorbell.

When she answered it, she saw her date, Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four.

"Hello there babe, looking good", Johnny said in a suave voice.

Vanilla giggled a bit, "Thanks, you're so sweet"

"Huh, usually when I say that to a girl, they don't say it sounds "sweet", ah well, that's what makes you even more interesting"

"Oh you, well we can leave as soon as Cream's baby-sitters get here"

"Oh yeah, too bad my sister couldn't make it, appearently she made plans to date Reed, how weird"

"...But we're going on a date Johnny"

"Yeah but they're married, married people don't date"

Vanilla stared a bit then chuckled slightly.

"Anyway who did you find to babysit Cream?"

"Charmy Bee, Johnny Sasaki and Aran Ryan"

"*Chuckles*...No seriously"

"..."

"...You...you actually got those 3 maniacs to babysit Cream?"

"Well..."

"Come on Vanilla, Cream's a nice girl, don't expose her to that trio of morons"

"I coulnd't get anyone else, besides they're not so bad"

At that point a car crashed into Vanilla's garbage cans, and the trio stepped out and saw the damage.

"I think someone knocked over your garbage cans" Johnny Sasaki stated.

Johnny and Vanilla had a slight look of fear in their eyes.

"Vanilla if you can't find anyone else, I'll be happy to reschedule, no need to endanger Cream" Johnny pleaded.

"Hey we can do this, besides you're not getting any younger, you should go for this" Johnny Sasaki stated.

"Dude, we're all around the same age and we're not even old", Johnny Storm stated.

"Yeah but who's to say you blow this off and the next one, then the next one and then you will die alone as an old man", Charmy replied.

"...I SERIOUSLY don't think this is such a hot idea Vanilla" Johnny Storm stated.

"Hey, you have my word, we won't be wrecking anything in that house at all, just go and have a swell time, eat til you be full and dance around like happy leprechauns" Aran Ryan said.

"We should probably trust them a little, it's notl ike they're total goofs, but just to be safe", Vanilla pulled out a list, "I want no rough playing, no loud music, no foul language, no sweets after 9:00 P.M. for Cream [and maybe all of you], no overly violent TV shows and video games, no love stories rated R, dinner at 8:00, a bath for Cream at 9:30 and she is to be in bed by 10:00, and don't tell her any scary stories, if you need me contact me at these numbers, my cell phone, Johnny's Cell phone, the resteraunt we're going to, the club, little Tails', Ben Grimm's and don't forget to dial 911 for emergencies".

"Ok, one question though, what's the number for 911?" Charmy asked.

"...Here take this as well", Johnny said, "It's another list of numbers, one for Solid Snake, one for BSAA, one for S.H.I.E.L.D. and even one for Spider-man, hell it has numbers to ALL of the emergency troops, even the army, you can even reach the WWE Superstars if you need to, DON'T LOSE THESE NUMBERS!"

"Whoa, this be a little extreme, don't you think fella?" Aran Ryan asked.

"Yeah I mean, WWE Superstars? What are they gonna do to help?" Charmy asked.

"If you screw up, then hopefully The Miz can show and give you morons a Skull Crushing finale onto the freaken pavement!" Johnny shouted.

"Oh look at the time, we need to get going, remember the list boys...and please don't mess up", Vanilla pleaded.

The 3 guys bowed to her in Japanese formation.

"Heh heh...bye now", Vanilla said after a little wave.

Johnny and Vanilla drove off to the resteraunt.

"We can do this, right guys?" Johnny asked.

"Yeah" the other two replied.

"We won't screw up"

"Yeah!"

"We will show them!"

"YEAH!"

"WE WILL KICK ASS!

"OH HELL YEAH!"

"CHARGE!"

All three of them ran into the house screaming like maniacs and were yelling a bit before noticing Cream standing there.

"I'm scared", Cream said.