Author's note: I kinda based this fic on another fic I found called The 90-second Yuusuke x Hiei Lemon, but only in the format it was written. I am using completely different characters and setting . Thankies to Jak for helping me get an idea for this fic while sitting during an EXTREMELY boring retreat for Confirmation. WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT ANYWAY! Ok getting off topic '.
Disclaimer: I do not on any characters being used in this fic, but I do own this fic! . NO ONE TAKE IT! Ok, once again off topic, although I do wish I owned Sessy, he's hot! ' But I am forever faithful to Youko and Kuronue...they're my bishies, all mine! (yeah sure, in my dreams)
Warning: LOTS OF HOT GAY SEX! MUWAHAHAHAHA! Ok...just kidding! The story does imply that though! Hehehehe, I'm on hentai mode XD.
What Should Really Happen in Inuyasha
By: Kitsune
Inuyasha and Miroku are IN A CAVE. They are ALONE. They are TRAPPED TOGETHER. this is supposed to create DRAMATIC TENSION in the reader They HAVE NOTHING TO DO. it's really supposed to be FORESHADOWING but the author's TOO LAZY to CORRECT HER JOURNALISM TERMS
Inuyasha: OMG, we're stuck in a cave...how the hell are we supposed to get out...
Miroku: Don't worry, I will use the DANGEROUS SUCKING HOLE THINGY on my hand to move the BIG ROCK that's blocking the entrance. (removes cloth/bead wards) KAZAAAAAA!
Big Rock: (doesn't move)
Miroku: Abra? Kadabra? Alakazam?
Big Rock: (still won't move)
Miroku: Damn...didn't work...(Miroku sighs) If only we were trapped in a STRIP CLUB BAR, then things wouldn't seem so bad...
Inuyasha: You're so perverted...
ATTENTION: Miroku is a PERVERT who is very good-looking, and he is only with Inuyasha, who is INEXPERIANCED but VERY GOOD-LOOKING AS WELL and Miroku is DRUNK. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Miroku: Hmm, maybe if you used your BIG SWORD to cut the Big Rock, then we could get out.
Inuyasha: (gushing) Oh Miroku-sama, you're so smart, but I don't have the sword with me, cuz I ACCIDENTLY LEFT IT OUTSIDE.
Miroku: Ok, then we must use our LAST RESORT WEAPON. (Miroku strips)
Inuyasha: Oh wow! It's so huge!
Miroku: Inuyasha, I...I hafta tell you something. I cannot keep this a secret any longer, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SEXY.
Inuyasha: Oh Miroku, show me how much you lust me!
Miroku and Inuyasha are now NAKED and they start MESSING AROUND
Miroku: oh oh oh!
Inuyasha: oh oh oh!
Big Rock: (watching...and enjoying the show)
They climax
Inuyasha: oh that was so good.
all of a sudden the BIG ROCK EXPLODES, revealing Sesshomaru and Kouga standing at the entrance. They see INUYASHA AND MIROKU BUCK NAKED on the ground
Inuyasha: Oh my...I have no clothes on! Brother don't look at me!
Sesshomaru: Shut up, why would I? The MAN ON TOP OF YA is much more sexy!
Miroku: Why thank you, you're pretty sexy yourself! In fact, MORE SEXY than the hanyou!
Inuyasha: Feh, shoulda known you'd cheat on me...
Sesshomaru: (to Kouga) you take the hanyou, I'll take the monk.
Kouga: Fine, I've been meaning to TEACH THE PUPPY A LESSON ever since I first fought him.
they pair off and perform THE SQUARE DANCE. ok not really, they pair off and start MESSING AROUND WITH THEIR CHOSEN PARTNERS
All: oh oh oh!
They all climax
Kouga: Inuyasha, I never realized how beautiful you are. I do not care about that human girl anymore, please be with me.
Inuyasha: Oh Kouga! I would love to be your mate!
Kagome and Sango WALK IN ON THEM
Sango: What are you guys doing?
Miroku: We are having sex with each other, wanna join?
Kagome: Sure! I've always wondered what a threesome felt like!
They all DO IT
Sango: That was amazing, let's do this all the time!
Everyone else: YEAH!
El Fin
