Hello! This is essentially a little side piece to my story 'Laughing Over Ashes', and is mostly going to have the members of Shadow Dream + a few additional OC's and canon characters.
Enjoy!
1. Take Red's sword.
Ryuu was later seen running away from an angry Red screaming bloody murder and waving around a weedwhacker. No one knew where the hell Red got the weedwhacker and why he had one.
2. Spike all the drinks
Chaos. Just chaos. Luckily the guild hall and Morning Glory weren't destroyed.
3. Paintball war!
Sakura won by a long shot (badum tss) since she hid and sniped everyone. As revenge, Alex replaced all of her bullets with foam ones.
4. Summon Satan.
"Natsu, Eden, what the fuck are you doing?"
"Summoning Satan."
"We're bored."
"YOU USED ALL OF THE SALT AND CANDLES IN THE GUILD HALL YOU DUMBASSES!" And thus commenced the wrath of Gabriel Lightfire upon the two innocent souls.
5. Run around the guild screaming, "I FOUND A DEAD BODY!"
It turns out it was just Ryuu taking a nap...after he pissed off Saskia and she stabbed him 12 times. In Saskia's defense, he was being a little shit anyway.
6. Have a contest in which you try to throw things as far as you can.
They had to cancel the competition after Eden tried to throw Saskia.
7. Lie on the ground. Just lie there.
Apparently, Alex was having an existential crisis that day over his doomed love life.
8. Scream really loudly, and when someone tells you to shut your mouth, scream "I WON'T BE SILENCED!"
No one questioned Ilyaas. Not after last time.
9. Run up to a person of the opposite gender, slap them, and yell "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!"
"SASKIA I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LESBIAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"
"...oh, oopsie daisies."
10. Have a rap battle.
Ilyass could apparently rap like a boss and left the competition in the dust.
11. Write extremely angsty and gorey stories.
Levy was having a perfectly good day until she mistook Saskia's writing journal for her own.
12. Hit your head and say, "Shut up in there!"
It turns out that Ange was just getting an overload of telepathic conversations and not going crazy.
13. Scream "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" whenever someone comes near you.
Sakura realized that spraying the surrounding area with bullets worked just as well.
14. Stalk people.
Natsu felt like someone was watching him the entire day. Sting just wanted to know what the real Natsu was like.
15. Break into nearby guilds and start screaming 'Bring Me To Life'.
Fairy Tail was shocked when they found Natsu and Happy aggressively singing on their bar counter. Gajeel joined in and ears started bleeding.
16. Stare at people for a minute, then smile.
Joy enjoyed scaring the shit out of her fellow guildmates.
17. Go to therapy.
"Hello, my name is Katana and I'm a pyromaniac."
"Hello Katana."
"Hello, my name is Red and I have extreme PTSD."
"Hello Red."
"Hello, my name is Sora and I am a serial killer, an abusive parent, and am a yangire."
"Hello Sora."
"Wait..."
"DIE YOU SCUMBAG!"
18. Smear ketchup on you and pretend to be dead.
"Hey! I think Joy keeled over finally!"
"I'm not dead Sask-GAAH! DON'T STUFF ME IN A GARBAGE BAG! I'M ALIVE!"
19. Make a nature documentary.
"And here we have the wild Angeus Lightfireus in her natural habitat, we should be very very-"
"Sayla, where the hell did you get that video recorder?"
"WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"...What the fuck."
