Disclaimer: We wish we owned yyh but sadly we don't. T_T I shall not take all the glory for this talk show! Bat wings is real! She goes under the name of Mistress_of_the_Flame. Key word mistress. I recommend her stories as well as mine if you like this! Bat wings: welcome to today's episode of .

Fox ears: THE ANIME TORTURE REALM.. doohickey.

Bat wings: Today we are going to torment the characters of Yu Yu Hakusho!

Fox ears: Where we torment anime characters and rob them of their sanity! We do this by asking them pointless questions and getting them to do stupid dares! I'm Fox ears the gold kitsune! And I'm incredibly annoying!

Bat wings: and I'm Bat wings and... *Fox ears opens mini fridge between them and starts to chug all the Mountain Dews meant for the guests* fox ears! Stop it! *slams door on hand*

*fox ears spazzes and does her one eye cross and zones out*

Bat wings: Minions!! *dancing hamsters (with cattle prods) dance into the room* take her to get her hand fixed!

Minions: yes milady! *dancing hamsters carry off fox ears*

Bat wings: now back to the show. Our first guest. The man everyone loves to hate and everyone hates to love.. *presses button on wristwatch and glass pops up in front of the audience* Kazuma Kuwabara!

Fox ears: *from a distance* BBBBOOOOOOOO!!!!

Audience: Bbbooooo!! Hhhiiiiiisssss!!

Bat wings: minions! Bring in the prisoner... guest!

*minions come in prodding Kuwabara in the butt with cattle prods. Next to them walks in fox ears*

Fox ears: hi! I'm back everyone! *Fox ears fan section stand up and scream!*

*Fox ears sits down*

Bat wings: Kuwabara. Please sit down.

*whispers to bat wings* fox ears: can I rip his legs off?

Bat wings: *rolls eyes* our first question is from the member of the audience. Yes! You sir.

Audience member #42: Kuwabara, Were you beat with a shovel when you young becuz you're butt ugly!

Kuwabara: ummm no. I just look this way. *audience gets massive sweat drop*

Fox ears: I have a question! Can I bite your leg off?!

Bat wings: *pulls out Newspaper-o-Slappiness and beats fox ears severely over the head* I have a. more sensible question. Kuwabara, are you ever going to propose to Yukina?

Kuwabara: yes. If Hiei heard I would probably be dead.

Fox ears: *chanting* tell Hiei! Tell Hiei! Tell Hiei! Tell Hiei! Tell Hiei!

Bat wings: and we'll come back after this commercial break *quick zoom in of the DANCING HAMSTER BAND!*

*loud buzzer*

Bat wings: ok fox ears! Go get the next guest.

Fox ears: from where?

Bat wings: oi! Follow me...

* Bat wings and Fox ears walk back toward the green room. They enter the green room, Yusuke stares, Hiei doesn't care and Kurama waves. *

Fox ears: *spots Koenma in Chibi form* aaaaaaawwwww, *kneels and pinches his cheek* OW! The little bastard bit me!

Bat wings: DON'T BITE MY CO-HOST! *punts Koenma like a football*

Fox ears: ooohhh, good one, you should be on a football team!

Bat wings: Arigato, now, who's our next guest.

Fox ears: I think it was the little guy you just kicked.

Bat wings: -.-' Let's go find the little weirdo.

* Looks in cupboards and finds his hat. Fox ears smells it and points to the freezer. Bat wings opens it and takes out Koenma and puts him under running water. She dries him off with a towel and puts him down. Bat wings and Fox ears walk back out onto the set. They sit down in their chairs. *

5.4.3.2.1.We're on!

Bat wings: okay and welcome back!

Fox ears: our next guest is very bossy and has a mean bite!

Bat wings: as you have probably already guessed, it's the little Chibi himself. Koenma!

Audience: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!

Koenma: Cool, I've got fans!

Fox ears and Bat wings: . ^_^'

*Bat wings puts Koenma on top of the mini fridge between them*

Fox ears: our first question is from a member of the audience! Yes, you ma'am!

Audience member #207: What up with the pacifier?

Koenma: It holds my Rei energy.

Bat wings: this is a personal question. ^.^' Can you change into your teenage form for me?

*Everyone except Bat wings sweatdrops*

Koenma: Sure. *Transforms and Bat wings attempts to glomp him*

Fox ears: *mumbling* secret obsession secret obsession secret obsession. *then reaches behind Koenma and pokes him in the bum(coughitycoughcough)*

Koenma: *jumps* hey! Stop that! *jumps again*

Bat wings: *pulls out Newspaper-o-Slappiness* down girl!

Fox ears: I have a question! Koenma, are you in love with Botan?

Koenma: not really.

Bat wings: well that's it for now! We'll be back after this commercial break!

*loud buzzer*

Bat wings: go get our next guest fox ears!

Fox ears: which ones that?

Bat wings: the pretty one..

Fox ears: YYYYAAAYYYY!!! Ya mean Kurama?!

Bat wings: NO!

Fox ears: then which one? *scratches ear*

Bat wings: the short pretty one.

Fox ears: there aren't any fitting that description.*Still very very confused*

Bat wings: *puts hand on face* just get Hiei!

Fox ears: OKK! *walk into green room*

Fox ears: HIEI! YOUR TURN!

Hiei: ok. *stands up*

Fox ears: beware of bat wings. She's obsessed with you. *as she walks behind him she hums the death march*

Bat wings: is everything ready?

Fox ears: yup!

Camera minions: and we're on in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1..

Fox ears: Welcome back! We've got a new guest now, and I had to tie Bat wings to her chair!

Bat wings: Our next guest is my personal fav, he's short, he's cuter then hell, and he can get his hair to stand straight up! It's Hiei!!!

Hiei's fan club: YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! *high pitched screaming and signs that say I luv u Hiei and such*

Bat wings: MINIONS! Bring out Hiei!

Dancing hamsters: *bring out Hiei and dance off-screen*

Bat wings: I have a question for you Hiei. Will you marry me? ^.^

Everyone except Bat wings: *anime fall*

Hiei: no comment.

Fox ears: I gotta question! Is there a thing between you and Kurama? Please say it ain't so!

Hiei: No, Kurama and I are just friends.

Fox ears: goody!

Bat wings: any questions from the audience? Yes, you young man!

Audience member #12: How do you get your hair like that?

Hiei: Lots of gel and dye.

Bat wings: time for that annoying commercial break!

Fox ears: okay Hiei, it's time for you to go back to the green room!

Hiei: No.

Fox ears: Fine!

Bat wings: *Reappears with Kurama* You sit in the chair Hiei is in. *turns to Karasu* MINIONS! BRING ANOTHER CHAIR FOR KARASU!

Camera minion: we're on in 5.4.3.2.1!

Bat wings: lets bring in our next guest, Kurama! * Hiei won't move, so Bat wings picks him up and holds him like a baby in her lap*

Bat wings: Kurama, are you having an affair with Botan?

Kurama: no.

Fox ears: Time for a question from the audience. You! The cross-dresser!

Cross-dresser (audience member #54): How come you look like a woman with out the make up and such?

Kurama: Shiori's child would have been a girl if I hadn't came along and changed its sex so I wouldn't be a girl.

Fox ears: Are you having an affair with any man from your show? Please say it ain't so!

Kurama: *starts to sweat* no. ermmm... YES! ITS TRUE!

Fox ears: nnooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Audience member #2: *stands up* with who?!

Karasu: Me!

*sounds of audience members hurling sounded around the room*

Fox ears: *begins whimpering and crying along with all the Kurama fans*

Bat wings: oookkkkkaaayyyyy. anyone else have a question for Kurama?

Hiei: Karasu wants to kill you! Why the hell would you have an affair with him?

Kurama: WELL HE HAD SUCH NICE HAIR AND PURPLE EYES AND I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT! *begins to pout*

Fox ears: *reaches over pats Kurama on the shoulder and sniffs* its ok. I still like you. I'll help you with therapy.

Bat wings: uh fox ears. I don't think that'll help. We'll be back after this commercial break with our next guest!

*loud buzzer*

Bat wings: fox ears, could you possibly mop up your crying and go get our last guest. And take Karasu to the green room.

Fox ears: *sniff* ok.

*Back in the green room!*

Fox ears: YUUSUKE! YOUR TURN!

Yuusuke: hooray.

*Fox ears walks behind him, which was a bad mistake for. YUUSUKE SITS IN HER CHAIR!*

fox ears: HEY GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!

Bat wings: just sit on the floor!

Fox ears: no!

Bat wings: sit!

Fox ears: no!

Bat wings: *glare*

Fox ears: fine! *sits down. Then changes into a small fox youko and jumps into Kurama's lap*

Bat wings: just push her off. *rolls eyes*

Kurama: *pushes* she's not coming off!

Camera minions: and we're back on in 5.4.3.2.1.. Go!

Bat wings: Alright, now it is time for our final guests, Yuusuke Uremeshi, and Botan! Come on out!

Botan: *walk out and wave*

Yuusuke: *waves*

Bat wings: Botan, who do you love, Yuusuke or Koenma?

Botan: who could love a toddler? And Yuusuke is to busy staring at you.

Yuusuke: She had no clothes on!

*Bat wings looks like Jenny in her beast form from Bloody Roar*

Bat wings: *covers body with wings, hiding Hiei as well* Yuusuke, do you loooovve Keiko?

Yuusuke: Yup, I love her like the rest of my whores!

Keiko: *appears out of nowhere and slaps the shit out of Yuusuke*

Fox ears: Botan, why do you pack around that oar anyway?

Botan: So I can beat random people over the head with it, like this! *smacks audience member # 89*

Bat wings: Well, Botan is terrorizing the audience, Hiei fell asleep, and Fox ears is attempting to find Kurama and Karasu who are doing God knows what-

Fox Ears: *from a distance* MY CHILDHOOD!

Bat wings: tune in next week where we will dare the cast of Outlaw Star! So until next time, I'm Bat wings-

Fox ears: And I'm Fox ears and this has been-

Both: THE ANIME TORTURE REALM!

*Dancing hamsters run in and dance with Bat wings and Fox ears to Linkin Park's 'In The End'*

Bat wings: take care now-

Fox ears: Bye bye then!

Both: *wave merrily*