Murdoc's Only Weakness
MacGyver sat in his cabin, thinking he was alone. He gathered his glue, scissors, Swiss Army knife, paper, stencils, paint, brushes, sponges, water, dirty rag, and apron and set them on his dining room table. Pete was retiring and he wanted to make him a scrapbook of all their memories together.
MacGyver pulled out his notebook and began mapping out the pages. After two hours of this, he made himself a huge sandwich with salami, bologna, ham, beef slices, provolone cheese, cheddar cheese, American cheese, mustard, mayonnaise, spicy mustard, and to top it off, an olive.
After consuming his extra-manly beast of a sandwich, he began his work or creating the scrapbook, carefully applying the right touches to pull the entire project together. He began humming some of his favorite tunes, and he was really starting to enjoy himself, when suddenly his Jeep blew up.
"What the hell? I just had that painted!" he screamed "AND it broke my concentration! What the hell?" he screamed. Murdoc then kicked open his patio door.
"I'm back MacGyver, and I want you de-hey. Are you doing crafts?"
"Not anymore! You interrupted me you piece of !*! I thought you were dead anyhow!"
"No, MacGyver. You see, I am like a cat with more than nine lives. I shall always keep coming back to kill you, but since you're working on…'Pete's Memory Book', then I will help you, perhaps with some pieces from the wig I wore when we first met?"
"Hell no, Murdoc! You're NOT putting anything in MY scrapbook! There's paper over there, so make your own."
And so he did. MacGyver, after watching Murdoc begin his crafting and start humming his favorite tunes, MacGyver pulled out an extra-long sword and stabbed Murdoc repeatedly. MacGyver found Murdoc's weakness, and he was able to finish not only his scrapbook but Murdoc's just before Pete arrived with the crime scene investigators and special agents. MacGyver was again, everybody's sexy-hero-with-a-mullet and all was well in MacGyverland. The end.
