Naruto: The night before christmas

'Twas the night before christmas...

title self explanatory.

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

Evil creatures were stirring, forgetting the mouse.

The stockings were ung on the stone was with kunai

In hopes that Kakashi St. Nick soon would be there

The ninja were nestled all snug in there cloaks,

With visions of Kunai and blood in their heads.

And Kohan with her flower, and I covered in rings,

Had just settled down after a blood-thirsty battling.

While out in the forest there arose such a shatter,

I sprang from my cloak to see what the clatter.

Away to the door I disapeared in a blink,

Tore open the door and destoryed the link.

The moon on the brest of the red-washed snow,

Gave the luster of sunset to the objects below,

When, what to my gray ringed eyes should appear

But a miniature train, and eight tiny nin-deer,

With a tall tough driver, so bored but quick,

I knew in a moment it must be Kakashi St. Nick.

More rapid then 'Tachi his coursers they came,

And he laughed, and blushed, and called them by name;

"Now Garra! Now Neji! NOw Naruto and Hinata!

ON Lee! On Temari! On, Sasuke and Sakura!

To the top of the tree! TO the top of the wall!

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with a trap, they jump to the sky.

So up to the cave top the courses they flew,

With a tain full of coal, and Kakashi St. Nic to.

And then a clacking, I heard on the room.

The sneaking and pawing of each little shoe-like hoof.

As I yanked in my head, and was flying around

Down the vent Kakashi St. Nick came with a bound.

He was dressed all in blue, from his head to his food,

And his clothes were all tarnished with blood and soot.

A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a ninja about to attack.

His eye... so alert! His smile hidden, how merry!

His cheeks, I know, were like roses, the tope of his nose like a cherry.

Through his mask you could see his little mouth drawn up like a bow.

The hair on his head, as white as the snow.

A slim sebon held thight in his teeth

He had a sharp handsome face and a little tight belly.

That shook when he growled like a bowl of empty jelly.

And I froze when I saw him, in spite of myself

A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head

Soon gave me to know, I had something to dread.

He took out a sword and went strait to work

And emptied his bag; then turned with a jer,

And laying his finger on his sack,

And digging his sword in my back,

He rushed out the door, to his team gave a whistle

And he jumped in, then flew away like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim as I lay, ready to die

"IT'S THE END OF THE LINE, AKATSUKI HAVE NO WHERE TO HIDE!"