ronald mc donald walks out in the deep of night his mission get some god damn teletubbie ass he circles be hind the red teletubbie, penis in hand, and prepares for penetration the red teletubbie had no idea what hit him his anus was spread wider than the grand canyon the red teletubbie shreiks in a combination of pain fear and sick pleasure however, as ronald deflowers the teletubbie, the green and purple teletubbie snuck up behind him and shoved a rag soaked with chloraform into his face he then awakes in the famous and widley feared teletubbie orgie pit where he finds that he is being sexually assulted by all 4 teletubbies as he was being penetrated, ronald looks behind himself to find grimace bound and gagged to a chair grimace had no life in his eyes not after what he had been through the pain the anger the anal trama he was deep in a vietnam flash back he remembered how his squad was ambushed on the ta chi river damn viet cong came out of the damn trees hundreds of them thousands of them mutalating every american soldier they could find grimace was the only member of his company that made it out alive as grimace remembered nam, ronald mc donald's anus was tramutised by the teletubbie orgy so much so that he would not be able to shit correctly with out awful pain for a full year after the teletubbies simotaniously came, they tied ronald mc donald to a chair they then freed grimace grimace was in sych a state of shock that all he could see where viet cong, this included ronald mcdonald the green tele tubbie threw a stat trak karambit marble fade into the orgy pit , grimace knew what to do grimace lunged at ronald mc donald with the karambit yelling die you chink bastard when all of a sudden jesus appeared carrying two rpgs jesus blew the damn teletubbies straight to hell and cleared the mind of grimace he then set both of them free and got them both ice cream the end
