(this is a fanfic request from one of my friends at school. Do not judge me, judge him.)
Sorry. This is going to suck. (I am also told to have terrible spelling, so, here it goes…)
1 day ther was a big debat wher berni an trup had 2 fite ech oter.
"I wil defet u" trump sed
"nu my luvd 1, cum bak 2 me" berne relpid
"nevr bby. just w8 4 it 2 b ovr, thn we can b 2getr 5evr" sed trump as he put a fingr to bernis mouth 2 qwiet him dwn.
bernie noded and put up his fist, geting redy 2 fite.
a deep voic echod frum teh spekrs in teh mortl kombat voic "redy. FITE"
trump trew a punh. bernie blokd. "my luv, i refus to fite u!" berny crid
"berny my 1 an onli luv. u must bet me. ima let u punc me an i wil fal. tehn we can liv hapily evr aftr."
"but trump, bby, u want 2 win dont u"
"i wil b ok whit losing 2 my luv. my 1 tru luv. go on wtih out me. an we cn get marid. i wil b teh first man an u be teh first homo prezident."
berni noded an punhd him litely. trump fel as teh jon cena song playd. but tehn, kanye came an punhed tehm both so hard, he wun. "KANYE 4 PREZ" evry1 shotd. kanye wun, trump and bernie livd in a log cabin for sum privacy (if u kno wot I mean), and john cenas theme song was finaly copiritd an no1 usd it agan.
TEH END.
… I am so, so sorry. I t was just as painful to write as it was to read. And proofread. Oh well. On a different subject, I am most likely going to continue my shitty writing. My next fanfic will probably be a maximum ride one.
Please don't judge me and/or hate me for this fic. It was a friends request. :/
