It was a calm day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi was visiting the Waffle Kingdom, but was going to come back any day now. "Mama mia!" Mario cried as he received a letter in his mailbox.

It read Marreoh, please save Princess Peach! She has been kidnapped by Bowser! You need to come right away! From the toads.

"Ugh, those little bastards can't even learn my name. I suppose I better leave. I hope Luigi doesn't do anything exciting without me." Mario groaned. He left to save the day for those stupid little toads.

Meanwhile, in the Waffle Kingdom, Luigi was walking towards the pipe that led back to the Mushroom Kingdom when a letter floated down right in front of him. "Mama mia, what's this?" Luigi said. It was addressed to him, so he opened the letter.

It said Lueegey, don't worry about Marreoh, he is rescuing the princess.

From the toads.

"Mama mia…" Luigi moaned, "I bet Mario is furious at the toads for getting his name wrong again…" Luigi hopped into the pipe, hoping to arrive before his brother left so he could calm him down.

The pipe rose up in the middle of Toad Town. "Oh, where are you Mario?" Luigi mumbled to himself. Suddenly, he saw a red cap with an M on it! He ran toward it. It was… a toad… with a Mario hat… Its color was hidden by the cap. "Alright, that is just freaky!" Luigi thought.
"Hey mister! I see you like my hat! Wanna join the Mario club?" the toad said in its annoying voice.

"Uhhhh." Luigi unconsciously mumbled.

"I'll take that as a yes." the toad said. It grabbed his arm and tugged him toward a geeky shop. It was Mario's red and had a white M over the door.

"Hey guys, I think we have a new member!" it yelled.

A bunch of toads came out from under the counter, talking to themselves. They were covered in pimples and many had crooked glasses. They were all wearing Mario hats from his different power ups and various Mario fan gear. They had white sleeveless shirts with a picture of Mario's face on it, and their pants looked like Mario's overalls. Luigi started moving toward the door.

"Eeeee…" he squeaked as he inched toward the door.

"Hi new member!" a toad with a Fire Mario hat said in a nasal tone.

"Uhh…" Luigi said, trying to be friendly. He scratched the back of his head. "Hi."

"What's your name?" the toad on the far left said. His Mario hat was the ice flower variation.

"Do these toads seriously have no idea who I am? They look like little-ish kids maybe 10-12, but still! Am I really that unknown?" Luigi thought. "Um… I"m Luigi!" he said.

"That's a cool name!" a toad with a Tanooki Mario hat said.

"Uhh… Thanks…" Luigi said, scratching the back of his head uncomfortably.

"Let's do the initiation sequence already! He is obviously worthy! He seems cool!" a toad with a Penguin Mario hat said.

The toads agreed and started circling around Luigi.

"Um... You guys... I'm really sorry but I have to go find my brother." Luigi said, grasping for straws. He knew his brother was gone by then.

"Not until we finish the initiation sequence!" a toad wearing a Flying Mario hat said.

"P-p-please!" Luigi squeaked.

"No way, Jose!" the Fire Mario toad said.

They started chanting and running. Soon, they were out of breath, but still panting their chant. Luigi could now tell what they were saying. It was just "Mario, great Mario, will you let this fine fellow join?" over and over again. Luigi facepalmed himself. "Well, that was anticlimactic…" he thought.

The toads finally stopped the "initiation" and were high-fiving and congratulating him.

"I'm glad I'm part of your club. I need to search for my brother now though. I'm sorry guys." Luigi said. They all told him it was okay, but he would need to come back tomorrow for the feast in his honor. Knowing full well the "feast" would probably be potato chips and candy, Luigi, being the nice guy he is, agreed. After they said goodbye, Luigi left to go back to his house. Luckily, there was a pipe that lead straight to the house. It was concealed so others wouldn't find it. He entered the pipe.

Luigi popped up on the front lawn of his house. He walked up to his wooden front porch. He got the house key from under a loose board, then entered the house. "Mama mia…" Luigi groaned. The house was trashed. Everything glass was broken, the beds were disassembled, and their cars were cracked, bent, and scratched. There was almost no paint on Luigi's car. Mario's car was vandalised. The M on his car was scratched out. The racing stripes on the sides were black. Everything else, even the wheels, were dark green. A very familiar dark green…

Please review to tell me what you thought. Bold means author's note and italic means thoughts. Mario IS going to be portrayed sort of mean. He's not going to be portrayed as mean as Game Theory says, but still sort of mean. Also, the nerdy toads were NOT just there for comic relief. Just a heads up, because I know some of you were thinking that ;)! A lot of people should be able to guess who vandalised the house, but just in case some people don't know, PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR GUESS ON A REVIEW! If you think you know who it is and want to check, please just PM me. I will tell you if you are right or not. It should be updated soon! I'm not planning on ever putting this story on hiatus! Make sure you check in weekly :D! I don't have anything else to say, so bye!