"Thank goodness I realized we were running low on maple syrup! I mean, what else would we do with our breakfast?!"

"Who are you?" I sighed, opening the gate leading to my front lawn and door, holding the bag of maple syrup in the other.

"We've been over that a thousand times, I'm Canada, your owner."

"Oh, what's that?" my polar bear friend pointed out a bouquet of pink roses and forget-me-nots. A little note was attached to it.

"Oh my," I was shaking. No, it couldn't be. I thought nobody really knew who I was? I picked up the flowers and smelled them. They smelled so sweet! I snapped the little note of its string and read what it said;

Dear Canada,

So, um, I'm writing this because my sister is too afraid to write it herself, but she really, really likes you! I mean, you two are exactly alike, which make her crush on you soooooooo cute! Yeah, anyways, so I also like your twin brother America, he's hot. Oh, my sister and I are twins too! So, we were wondering if you and America would go on a double date with us. We sent something like this to America too, so you might not have a choice.

Lots of Love,

The South (me) and the North (my sister) Poles

"What?!" I exclaimed, dropping everthing in my hands. Good thing my polar bear caught the maple syrup. I was shaking and blushing out of control, I think I even peed myself. If they sent a note to America, it's obvious he would say, 'YES!'. Suddenly, as if thinking about him caused him to come to me like a dog, I hear, "CANADA!" from behind me. I turned around slowly, still shaking and blushing, to see my twin brother running full speed at me. Scared out of my mind, I was frozen with fear.

If he hadn't tripped, I think he would have collided with me. But when he did trip, I tried to catch him, which was stupid, because I have no upper body strength, and just got pulled down with him. When we got up and dusted off, he was still panting and I was still shaking and blushing. He grabbed my shoulders and shook me back and forth violently.

"DUDE, WE ARE TOTALLY GOING OUT WITH THEM! I MEAN, A GIRL LIKES YOU DUDE! AND SHE'S GOT A SISTER WHO LIKES ME! AND THEIR TWINS! WE'RE TWINS! IT'S LIKE DESTINY BRO!" I thought my head was going to explode from all this, and America was piercing my skin.

"America, please stop it, you're hurting me!" He stopped surprisingly, closed his eyes while rubbing his head and laughed.

"Sorry bro-man! Why don't we go inside your house and talk about this? I forgot how freakishly cold it is here!" We both started heading inside and my polar bear had already put the flowers in a vase and was making pancakes. As we sat down and started eating the pancakes in maple syrup, I couldn't help asking, "America, did you run all the way here from your house?"

Inbetween shoving pancakes in his mouth, he exclaimed, "Yep! For real's yo! I'm just amazing like that!"