Night Silverose (Tricia) & Dreamheart
nightgate6@yahoo.com December 25, 2000
http://www.geocities.com/nightgate6
Rating: G
Summary: Harry goes online and finds something he never imagined.
If You Didn't Want To Know...
Harry Potter sat in front of the computer, eyes wide in shock. For a school project, he had to go on those muggle computers and 'surf the web' for information. What he saw, nothing could have prepared him for.
He saw him. There were hundreds of web sites about, well, him.
Hermione decided to check on her friend. "Hey Harry! How's it going?"
Harry didn't know how to answer. He was in complete shock. So he decided to reply with, "I'm in shock."
"Um...why's that?"
"Because there seems to be a few detailed stories about Snape confessing his love to my mother."
"Are you on some kind of medication Harry?"
"There are also some about me and you."
"What? Let me see that." Hermione looked over Harry's shoulder. "This is a really bad joke, Harry."
"I didn't do this! I just did a search and all these archives came up."
"They have all these categories...Minerva and Albus, me and Ron, you and Cho, Lily and James, the adventures of Prongs, Padfoot and Moony..." Hermione scrolled down on the page. "Me and Draco?! People write stories about me and Draco getting together?! Who would think of that?"
"Apparently a lot of people." Harry looked at the long list of fanfics.
"So...all these people know about us. How?"
"Do you suppose...they watch us?"
"I don't know. But wouldn't that mean..."
"They could be watching us..."
"Right now."
Harry and Hermione shifted their eyes around the room and slowly and cautiously backed away from the computer.
"Let's just go. Away."
"Good idea."
The End
*****
A.N: I know, how on earth can you co-write something so short. I was bored, so I asked my sis to write me something. She asked me to give her an idea. Then give her the starting sentence. I got annoyed at her typing (like one letter every second...but I shouldn't say anything. I'm not much better.) so I told her I'd type. She told me she needed more of a beginning to work on, so I wrote more. Voila! Fic done. *sweatdrop* Of course, after I finished, she claimed it was her fic because she typed the first five letters, so I suggested co-written.
Yes, I DO realize my author note is almost longer than the fic, that there can't be any working computers inside Hogwarts, AND that my sister is going to hit me when she sees this. Ahh! *holds hands up in defense* Okay, okay! I say this under my own free will. Dreamheart sees all and rules all. Now, if she'd only stop throwing things at me...
P.S: I hope I didn't offend and 'shippers and I think D/H fics rule^_^
nightgate6@yahoo.com December 25, 2000
http://www.geocities.com/nightgate6
Rating: G
Summary: Harry goes online and finds something he never imagined.
If You Didn't Want To Know...
Harry Potter sat in front of the computer, eyes wide in shock. For a school project, he had to go on those muggle computers and 'surf the web' for information. What he saw, nothing could have prepared him for.
He saw him. There were hundreds of web sites about, well, him.
Hermione decided to check on her friend. "Hey Harry! How's it going?"
Harry didn't know how to answer. He was in complete shock. So he decided to reply with, "I'm in shock."
"Um...why's that?"
"Because there seems to be a few detailed stories about Snape confessing his love to my mother."
"Are you on some kind of medication Harry?"
"There are also some about me and you."
"What? Let me see that." Hermione looked over Harry's shoulder. "This is a really bad joke, Harry."
"I didn't do this! I just did a search and all these archives came up."
"They have all these categories...Minerva and Albus, me and Ron, you and Cho, Lily and James, the adventures of Prongs, Padfoot and Moony..." Hermione scrolled down on the page. "Me and Draco?! People write stories about me and Draco getting together?! Who would think of that?"
"Apparently a lot of people." Harry looked at the long list of fanfics.
"So...all these people know about us. How?"
"Do you suppose...they watch us?"
"I don't know. But wouldn't that mean..."
"They could be watching us..."
"Right now."
Harry and Hermione shifted their eyes around the room and slowly and cautiously backed away from the computer.
"Let's just go. Away."
"Good idea."
The End
*****
A.N: I know, how on earth can you co-write something so short. I was bored, so I asked my sis to write me something. She asked me to give her an idea. Then give her the starting sentence. I got annoyed at her typing (like one letter every second...but I shouldn't say anything. I'm not much better.) so I told her I'd type. She told me she needed more of a beginning to work on, so I wrote more. Voila! Fic done. *sweatdrop* Of course, after I finished, she claimed it was her fic because she typed the first five letters, so I suggested co-written.
Yes, I DO realize my author note is almost longer than the fic, that there can't be any working computers inside Hogwarts, AND that my sister is going to hit me when she sees this. Ahh! *holds hands up in defense* Okay, okay! I say this under my own free will. Dreamheart sees all and rules all. Now, if she'd only stop throwing things at me...
P.S: I hope I didn't offend and 'shippers and I think D/H fics rule^_^
