Disclaimer:...I should hope that you guys all know that as this is all on a fanfiction website and I'm neither Dan or Swampy, that I don't own these characters right? Okay, good. We're all clear on this? Awsome.

It was a normal Summer day for the two young inventors. Ferb was reading a book under the tree in the backyard as beside him, his brother stared up at the clouds.

"Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"

Making a mental note as to where he was at, Ferb closed his book and gave Phineas his undivided attention.

"We're going to kill the main character!"

Ferb stared at Phineas in stunned disbelief. "Wha-Why would YOU want to KILL somebody?!"

Phineas shrugged as he turned his attention back to the clouds "Well, in a lot of long running cartoon shows, they kill or corrupt the main character at some point. It's a cliché. And since I've kinda run out of original ideas, I thought we could try doing a cliché."

Ferb stared at his brother. What kind of shows was Phineas watching?

"Phineas..." he said slowly, "...you do realize you're considered the main character, right?!"

Phineas stiffened as his eyes widened. "Oh man, I totally forgot about that!"

The redhead became quiet and Ferb allowed himself a small sigh of relief. He wasn't going to have to kill anyone today...

"Hey Ferb, do you think I could be dead for ONE day and be brought back to life tomorrow? Because I've always sorta wanted to know what it feels like to be dead for a day"

Ferb facepalmed.

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A/N:...this is why I don't write Phineas and Ferb centric stories...I can't write them in character really...that and well...yeah...we'll just leave it at that. Moony, if you're reading this, this is all your fault.