a/n: story is dedicated to blackrose, thus the choice of drink that is mentioned.
The sun, is an evil and irritating thing. Well, not normally, but at 6 am it is!
"Relena." Voices at 6am were very annoying too.
"Relena, wake up." Stupid voice, getting in the way of blissful unconsciousness.
"Dun wanna..." Nice, warm soft blanket...
"You are running late, you have a meeting in twenty minutes." The gears in her mind slowly starting turning as she processed that thought; meeting, something important, president!
"WHAT!? Why did you let me sleep in so late!?" She was quickly rushing around the room to get dressed at an inhuman pace.
Heero blinked at the site, wondering why there was so much panic every time she had to get dressed. On an average day it only took him 32.8 seconds to get dressed. That .8 was really bugging him lately so he was determined to get it down to 32 even. Not that he obsessed about such things, because he did not. Spending exactly 60 seconds drinking a glass of orange juice was being efficient, not obsessive, really, it is.
After 2.4 minutes of Relena running around getting ready and yelling at him for not waking her up they were in her limo riding to her office. After taking a deep breath, Relena began to exercise her prerogative as a women, she began complaining and blaming everything wrong on the nearest man.
"Why didn't you get me up on time?"
"I did, you said '5 more minutes' and went back to sleep."
"Then why didn't you get me up in 5 minutes?"
"You hit me in the stomach."
"That explains why my hand hurts. Why didn't my stupid alarm clock work?"
"You threw it."
"At the wall?"
"In to the pool."
"... My bedroom is on the second story."
"Yes it is. I have the glass repair man coming at 4."
"You are making this up."
"Why would I do that?"
"That doesn't matter, but you must be. I don't have a hard time getting up in the morning; you probably put a sedative in my tea last night or something."
"You passed out reading the newspaper without my help."
"Stop arguing with me! Stupid morning if I just had some..." She was cut off by him holding a magical substance in front of her.
The power of this substance had been discovered sometime hundreds of years ago. More importantly for Relena, it was something she discovered two months ago. This thing is perhaps the pinnacle of man's achievements.
Yes, it was a starbucks peppermint mocha latte.
"If you think I'm just going to forget I'm mad at you just because you hold a cup of-" Her words were cut off as he opened the lid and she slowly inhaled the aroma.
"What was I saying again?"
"How much you like caffeine." One might wonder how Heero managed to deliver lines like that with a straight face, but they would be let to wonder since he would never tell.
She slowly slipped the substance she would gladly take over ambrosia itself (as if it wasn't already that).
"This is almost perfect, if only I had a-" her voice trailed off as the smell of fresh blueberries reached her from the muffin held in Heero's outstretched hand. "┘Blueberry muffin. Okay Mr. predict-every-step I make, what if I said I wanted a-" True to his annoying or efficient form (depending on who you asked) Heero was already holding a "┘bran muffin. How do you do that?"
He shrugged without giving an answer. She decided muffins and caffeine were more worth her limited time on this trip then questioning him. Later that day though it really started to bug her, not that she would ever admit it. She asked Sally's opinion, who said she should be glad Heero anticipates her every craving for caffeine and pastries. Hildie agreed, so did Dorthy, which clearly meant they were all against her.
To be continued?
