Act: 00

Fine Felines: Night on the Town

By: Ashley A. Lovings

Note: This story is a fan fic. All Charaters but A-Chan Tsuzuki, and Extras are not part of Gundam Wing. This never happened in the Gundam Wing series, so Bandai, Sunrise... Don't sue me because I have no money to take!!! Thanks

It is year A.C. 197 and the battles are over. The Waltz has ended as it was really off beat to begin with, and everyone is in peace. Mobile suits have been destroyed, and some have been kept in town squars to remind people of the wars. Everything thing is well, except in the Quatre Mansion. Did I ever tell you about how bordom is the Key to invention? And also the key to death?

It's a quiet night at Quatre's big booty house. Duo walks around bored as usual, Heero sits in a large chair reading a book. Wufei is polishing his sword as Trowa and Quatre plays a good game of speed. Duo walks over to a Vase and looks at it real good. He places his hands on it, and his eyes lights up like a child's.

Duo: [Thinking] I bet this is worth alot a money at the pawn shop...

Quatre looks over with alarm and in his girlish voice adresses Duo

Quatre: Please Duo don't touch that! That's been in the family for a long time, it's priceless!

Duo: Priceless!? So it was free?

Quatre: No... It means it has so much value a price shouldn't be given to it!

Duo: Well... I'll gues I put it down, for now.

Duo throws it up in th air as Quatre nearly has a heartattack. Duo almost drops it his self but he manages to catch it. He looks both ways cautiously and puts it back on the small stand it was on. Duo turns his back walking away... As the vase suddely falls over. Quatre faints from shock

Duo: Whoooooooooooops

Trowa: Why'd you go and do that for? Oh wait, never mind

Trowa looks into Quatre's hand seeing if he has the advantage to be him

Trowa: Bah, I've won this.

Duo: I'm bored!!! I know this club we can go to!

Everyone turns their head at Duo trying not to remember.

Wufei: Last time you said "I know this club we can go to"... It was a gay bar!

Duo: That wasn't my fault the name was so misleading! Who would have thought a club with the name, "The back door" would be a gay bar!?

Trowa: I saw it coming a mile away...

Duo: Well this club is called "Fine Felines". Do you believe me now?

Wufei and Trowa: Nope!

Duo: Aww you bastards! Heero come on, do you want to go?

Heero: ...

Duo: ...

Heero: ...

Duo: ...So okay then, Heero said yes.

Quatre snaps out of his faint keeping his back turned to the broken vase

Quatre: What's going on?

Duo: We are going to a club!

Duo pushes everyone out of the house and shuts the door. They walk out to the car, which is a very roomy Dodge Viper. Duo hops into the driver seat, as Heero takes a seat in the passenger, not before letting Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa in to the back as Quatre was pushed into the middle. Heero shuts the door of the blue Viper with two lines going down the middle of the car. Duo starts the car, and shifts to Nuetral, revving the engine. With that sound, everyone puts on their seat bults praying to any type of god or goddess out there that they will have a safe drive. Duo squalls the tires pulling out leaving a large black tire mark on the ground in front of Quatre's house. Due to the recoil of the car moving so fast everyone gets pinned to their seats. Wufei and Trowa exchange glances of the "We're gonna die" look

Quatre: How far is it Duo?

Duo: It's in the city!

Duo rolls the windows down, all the way and turns up the radio. It booms in the car hurting everyone's ears but his own. Techno is what they listen to as Duo flies down city streets. He turns a corner and the car pops up on two wheels before barely hitting the corner. It lands back down and Quatre looks down.

Quatre: I think I've soiled my self

Wufei: Ewwwww

Heero: Duo turn the radio Down!

Duo doesn't listen as he is all in the music, Heero moves his hand toward the volume knob but Duo slaps it away.

Heero: DUO!

Duo is still off in his dream world. Heero gets upset and pulls out his gun and holds it to Duo's head. Duo looks over and turns down the radio some, clearing his throat

Trowa: We all value our hearing, even though we still have to listen to you speak every now and again...

Duo: heeeyy....!

Trowa: Oh god make it stop!

Heero: I've got the gun, now we need are some leather gloves and a body bag and we can make it stop

Duo: o.o ummm No... I think not

The radio station cuts of the music fading it out and says

Annoncer girl: Hey Hey Hey we've just gotten word that the G-boys are headed to the Newest club, "Fine Felines!" In honor of this event, we are going to play Just Communication the Techno remix! Hey boys!

Everyone gets stranges looks

Duo: Okay what the hell? How do they know where we are going?

Annoncer girl: I can read stupid

Duo: ...Welll that explains alot! Thanks!

Annoncer girl: Any time

Just Communcation Techno Remix pops on and they go speeding into the city with the tall buildings. On the car's plates it reads "G-boys". They drive slowly threw the street as it's crowded with people

Quatre: Is the city life always like this?

Wufei: I wouldn't know

Duo spots some hookers and comes to a screaching halt, their heads jerk forward and they look at Duo

Heero: ...What's the problem now!?

Duo: Look over thereeeeee!!! They are super hot!

Quatre: Duo don't you have a girlfriend?

Duo: SO WHAT!?

Quatre: Nothing!

Duo motions to the girls to come over to him, as they do. They giggle and moan naturally as Duo nods his head yes

Duo: So baby how about a little loving for this G boy?

Hooker Girl Kim: What!? A G boy!? You are such a bad liar!

She whips out the mace and maces Duo in the eyes, he holds his face screaming

Duo: It burns like the eternal pits of hell!!!!!!!! Get it off me! Get it off me!

Hooker Girl Amber: You make me sick!

The hookers walk off not believing them, Heero looks back to Quatre as he is kinda the Runt of the bunch when it comes to girls

Heero: ...Now this is a lesson to learn, Never follow Duo's examples. You will always feel it in the end.

Quatre takes notes on a small note pad

Quatre: Got it!

Heero: You should follow my examples. Why you ask?-- By not saying anything and having a cold look on your face all the time... And don't forget the spandex... Girls will fall for you. Again you ask why? Because they always think they can change me, girls feel they have some duty to uphold when guys look like me. Sad and depressed all the time, thus they come over to me with kindness and I return the kindness with fake hatred. I get a few numbers pick the best one. Screw her brains out and leave, and she'll never see me again. Example: Relena.

Trowa and Wufei look at eachother like damn, Duo is still trying to get the mace out of his eyes, as they are shot red

Trowa: You screwed Relena?

Heero: Yeah, because of my, "Loner" personality, girls get too persistant with me. Hell girls are always to persistant, Example: Relena

Wufei congradulates him

Wufei: You are pimp among pimps

Heero: Just gotta know how to play the game, now if you'll excuse me I'm getting out of character

Trowa looks up to Duo

Trowa: Do you think you can drive with your eyes like that?

Duo: I'm fine I'm fine! I don't need your help!

Duo puts his hands on the wheel and drives swerving side to side nearly hitting people. They arive at the club finally, as the line whips around the block... Twice! They park the car and step out.

Duo: We'll go through the back, tee hee, then we don't have to pay either!

Trowa: Do you have connections in here?

Duo: Maybe, Maybe not

They pull around through an alley way and stand at the back door, it swings open and a girl in almost nothing stands before them

Girl with almost nothing on: o.o eh?

Duo: O.o hmmm

Heero: O.O This could prove to be interesting...

Quatre: O.O would you look at that rack!

Wufei: v.v pfft my sword is better than her rack

Trowa: O.O I wouldn't put money on that...

Girl with almost nothing on: O.O AHH! Miss A-Chan! Miss A-Chan! There are guys out side the door! MISS A-CHAN! GIRLS RUN RUN RUN!

What appears to be almost hundreds of girls stick their head out the door first to see what's going on, Trowa coveres his nose as it bleeds. They all scream and run back and forth in front of the door trying to find some cover. An African-American girl steps out with a whip at her side. She has an upset look on her face. Her out fit is a red V-neck shirt with no sleeves, as the V goes really far down. She wears a black mini-mini skirt and black knee high boots. All the girls around her scream and point as she holds up her hands

A-Chan: STOP IT NOW!

All the girls stop screaming and quiet down

A-Chan: ...Who dares show their manly faces to my Felines with out paying at the front door!?

The G-boys talk amongst their selves

Wufei: Would you look at that Chocolate beauty?

Quatre: Bah... I'm not really into Chocolate

Trowa: You might change your mind if you got into bed with her

Heero: ...ah duah... o.o; stares blankly

Duo hits them all quickly

Duo: Stop it... That is A-Chan Tsuzuki the owner of this Club! She is the connection I know! Don't make me look stupid!

As soon as Duo looks back he only counts 3 of the G-boys, Heero, Trowa, and Quatre. Wufei is clinging to A-Chan's leg nuzzling her

Trowa: Too late!

A-Chan's right eyebrow raises, and a loud sound of a whip cracking echoes. Wufei has a large red spot on his face, A-Chan holds him by his navy shirt shaking him

A-Chan: Who does this belong to!?

Duo steps forward with his hand raised

Duo: It belongs to me... v.v sigh

Wufei: I belong to no one!

A-Chan throws Wufei down in front of Duo, she narrows her eyes

A-Chan: What are YOU doing here?

Duo: That's no way to welcome your child hood friend!

A-Chan: You are no friend of mine!

Duo: But we were so cute together when we were kids!

A-Chan: Judging on your clique, you are still a boy...

Quatre: Hey!

A-Chan holds up her hand and ushers them to come in threw the back, she walks them threw the dressing rooms and out to the bar where she is always posted. The G-Boys take a seat in front of the bar as A-Chan stands behind it cleaning out a glass she was working on before she was interuptted. The Club wasn't filled all the way as it was a few mintues before opening time.

Trowa: So... You And Duo were friends when you were kids?

A-Chan: Sadly to say, Yes I was... Sniffle those were the worst days of my life...

Trowa: I feel your pain, you can cry on my shoulder!

A-Chan: Nice try... You would be Trowa. I can tell by the hair, I've heard alot about the one eyed monster.

Trowa drops his mouth, he starts rolling up his sleeve ready to hit A-Chan, but she leans to his ear speaking to him alone.

A-Chan:[Whispering] ...The OTHER one eyed monster if you know what I mean...

Trowa looked around trying to hide his blush but he was turning reder than a rose

Duo: But we were so cute when we were kiddss! How can you hate me so much!?

A-Chan: How can I!? God...

She pulls out the flash back screen so everyone can get a clear veiw of what happened when she met Duo for the first time...

Flash back

Little A-Chan sits in the sand box playing with J.I Joes as Duo approches sitting beside her.

Little Duo: Hey what's your name?

Little A-Chan: My name is A-Chan Tsuzuki and one day I want to be famous!

Little Duo: Oh okay. Do you want to play with me?

Little A-Chan: Yeah sure!

Little Duo pulls out his Barbie doll and Little A-Chan jaw drops.

Little A-Chan: I'm sorry you can't play with me

Little Duo: Why not!?

Little A-Chan: You play with Barbies, J.I. Joe doesn't play that game!

Little Duo: Barbie could kick J.I. Joe's ass with her high heels on too!

Little A-Chan: Gasp you've done it now! Get away from me!

Little Duo: But I love you already!

Little A-Chan: Go away!

Little Duo: But... But...

Little Duo starts to cry, Little A-Chan feels bad for making him cry, she gives him a hug

Little A-Chan: There... There don't cry!

Little Duo grabs Little A-Chan's butt, she squeeks and he snickers

Little Duo: It gets them everytime!

Little A-Chan: !!! YOU PERVERT!!

She slaps him across the face, and he holds his red cheek

Little Duo: Mmmmm Kinky! Again! Again!

Little A-Chan: Ahhhnnnaaahh!!!!

Little A-Chan runs away as Little Duo is in hot persuit...

Age: Little Duo 8, Little A-Chan 7...Years Later A.C 195 Duo pays an unwanted visit

Duo walks in proudly into the smaller version of A-Chan's bar as she is wiping down the counters, she spots Duo and sighs sadly

A-Chan: Sigh Hi Duo

Duo: Hey lova

A-Chan: What do ya want?

Duo: Well... I was hoping I could get something to drink before I go off to battle... This could be the last time I ever have to fight Tisck yeah right So will you give me something to drink?

A-Chan: How much money you have on you?

Duo: Let me see...

Duo starts to dig in his pocket he pulls out a 20 but drops a wad of cash on the floor, A-Chan spots it and pretends she doesn't as Duo picks it back up stuffing it into his pocket

Duo: I'll take the cheapest crap you have in the joint!

A-Chan: Alright...!

A-Chan grabs the strongest stuff in the joint and puts it in a beer mug

A-Chan:[Thinking] Tee hee hee, if I make him drink enough of this mug he'll spend all his money on the Fine Feline Dance Line!

She hands it to him and acts like her self not wanting him there in the first place

A-Chan: Here you go... cough Loser...

Duo takes it and drinks it all in almost one gulp, A-Chan gasp as she can't believe he did that. She twiddles her fingers and waits a moment. Duo's eyes turn red and he hiccups snickering

A-Chan: He is ready to be marinated in girls!

A-Chan pulls out the mega phone calling out her small group of girls as there weren't as many as she has now

A-Chan:[Into the Mega Phone] Alright girls Line it up and shake what yo mama gave ya!

The girls giggle and they form a line standing close together, the first girl gives Duo a lap dance and he sticks 100 into her Thong, she nods and the line slowly moves forward, soon Duo is just sticking money in the Thongs and G-strings like nothing. Duo runs out of Money and the girls stop dancing and look at him sharply

A-Chan: Kick him outta the joint!

Dancing Girl: Yes Ma'am!

The girls grab him by the under arms and throws him out the front door, Duo lays on the side walk tramatized from the place

Duo: Say... What?

THE NEXT DAY!

Duo: Oi my head hurts...

Duo pilots Deathsythe poorly and Trowa comes up to him

Trowa: We told you not to drink and you went off and did it!

Duo: But... It wasn't my fault! It was that damned Woman!

Trowa: Who?

Duo: No one... No one... Arg meh head

Deathsythe drops in space as Duo passed out over the controls in the middle of a battle...

Present Time

A-Chan pulls away the screen and sighs

Trowa: Oh so that's who made you drink that day...

Duo: HEY! SO YOU ROBBED ME!?

A-Chan ignores him

A-Chan: Ever since that day... He's paid me unwanted visits...

Wufei: That's terrible!

Duo: Oh come on! You know you liked it!

A-Chan: And what if I did...?

Duo: I'd make it worth your wild wink wink

A-Chan: Would you? Too bad I didn't like it, you'll have to save that crap for another girl

A-Chan stands up and goes to the door starting to let people in, most of the crowd is men because A-Chan has a female cast of workers dressed in very little clothing, some females walk in as well because they enjoy watching the other girls work and/or they are thinking about getting a job at the club. Duo Looks over to Heero

Duo: Why didn't you say anything?

Heero: I tried but... Nothing came out

Duo: Ahahaha Heero was embarrassed!

Heero whips out his gun swiftly and holds it to Duo's nose, he pushes it agaist his nose

Duo: I take it back o.o;;;

Heero: Damn right...

He puts his gun away as Wufei sits with a cloth cleaning his sword once again, Quatre narrows his eyes

Quatre: Do you take that every where with you? --

Wufei: Yes I do! You got a problem with it?

Before Quatre can answer, a girl takes the stage with a microphone in her hand, she is dressed in what seemsto be a swim suit and on her head was a pair of Cat ears. [Black]

Black Cat: Welcome one and All to Fine Felines!!!

The crowd roars and Black cat tells them all the quiet down

Black Cat: Before we get started again tonight, I want you all to tell your friends we are open Friday and Saturday! from 8 to when ever the last person leaves! Now... I will introduce the cats we have out tonight!

Black Cat points her hand to the bar across from the G-Boys

Black Cat: Over at the bar we have the Tending Felines!

The girls behind the bar wave at the guys that turned around to see them, the crowd roars again as Black Cat points to the door

Black Cat: And over by the Door we have the Bouncing Felines! They are hear to make sure you don't act like ass holes! And if you want to find out the hard way how strong they are you can go right ahead, I'm sure you'll feel stupid when you are out on your ass and every is laughing at you!!!

The girls guarding the door wave cracking their knuckles as well, Black cat Points to the floor

Black Cat: The girls that work the floor bringing drinks to you and food, if you're too lazy to get it your self! Are The Floor Felines!!!

The girls wave their hands holding onto trays as Black Cat points to the far corner of the Club

Black Cat: And over there we have the pleasure center! With the Finest, Sexiest, wildest Felines there are in the club!

Moans and giggles come from the far side of the room

Black Cat: Now that we've got that settled! A-Chan will be working at the VIP Bar where the G-Boys are seated!

She points it out and the G-Boys go into Death Con 4 as girls start screaming

Duo: Oly crap!

It quiets down as Black Cat steps off the stage. A-Chan appears at the bar in front of the G-Boys, her breast bounce with the sudden movment, and they all stare. Heero jaw drops. A-Chan slants her head looking at Heero as the other G-Boys snaps out of the trance

A-Chan: Now... Who might you be?

Heero: ...

A-Chan: Well?

Heero: ...

Duo: What he means to say is that he wants some of the chest ERR Best gin o.o;

A-Chan: Gin? Why not me...?

She says leaning close to Heero, with one leg up on the bar. She looks down to Heero, wearing a smile

A-Chan: Do you want to try me Heero...?

Heero: ...Ahduh...

Heero's nose bleeds and he covers it with his hands. He looks to A-Chan, and faints like a little bitch. Duo catches him as Wufei orders up

Wufei: Give me some Vodka woman!

Duo, Quatre, and Trowa look at eachother with awe as Duo leans to Trowa and Quatre whispering

Duo:[Whispering] A-Chan doesn't play that, kick your feet back and watch her tee hee

A-Chan grabs Wufei by his shirt

A-Chan: I Don't know who the hell you think you are! But up in this Piece, Up in MY piece, MY Club you treat me and MY felines with respect, you sexist pig!

A-Chan slaps him, and Wufei pulls out his sword. Duo passes the pop corn Trowa, eating it wildly

Duo: This is good!

Quatre: So is this popcorn!

Trowa: But where did it come from?

Duo: From the usual place Munch munch

Quatre and Trowa look at eachother and spit the popcorn out, as Wufei addresses A-Chan

Wufei: Look here bitch! You'll give meh my Vodka with out any questions

Duo: O.O AWWWWWWW

Trowa: HE SAID THE B WORD!

Quatre: He said it to her too!

Trowa: He is a dead Negro

Duo: What the Censored? Negro? Just say Ngg! Oh... It looks like we can't

A-Chan: You Son of a bitch! I feel sorry for yo mama!

Wufei: Don't be talkin bout my mama!

A-Chan: Watch me! Yo mama so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side!

Wufei turns red with embarrassment, Duo, Trowa, Quatre crack up

Quatre: She dissed on you!

Trowa: Ahahaha ha wooooohaaa!

Wufei blood boils with rage, and he strikes at A-Chan with his sword hitting her in the chest, everyone gasps, as Heero comes to holding his head. Wufei Smirks

Wufei: Take that!

Duo: I can't believe you just hit her!

Wufei: She started it!

Trowa: You started it with the rudeness...

Wufei: Shove it up your ass!

Trowa: PMSing aren't we?

Everyone looks at A-Chan who has a hand on her chest feeling it with wide eyes, something cracks slowly... Wufei sword cracks and shatters into what seems to be one million pieces, his eyes grow wide, as A-Chan scoffs

A-Chan: If that left a mark you'll be sorry!

Wufei: M-M-My Sword... You broke m-m-my sword! ..

Wufei Cries as Duo looks at Heero, he points at A-Chan's boobs

Duo: Say it with me Heero, "Boobs of steel"

Heero: Bauoobs o steel!

Duo: Good job!

A-Chan: Ugh! I'm going up front to work and put in a special request!

She leaps over the bar over Heero and he watches her and to him she appear angelic almost. Duo smacks Heero and Heero is back to his normal quiet self. A-Chan walks across the floor as a guy puts his hand on her butt for a brief moment then smacks it! The smack goes all the way to the G-Boys ears and they look over to her.

Duo: o.o oh my!

Heero:[Thinking] Don't worry I'll save you! [Out loud] ...Hmph Idiot...

A-Chan pulls out her whip and beats the guy over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. She smacks him to the floor as he is a pulp of blood

A-Chan: I'm not to be touched! I'm not for you!!!

She walks up to the stage grabbing the mic as she tells D.J Candy to turn it down, she does so and A-Chan speaks shyly

A-Chan: umm hi... My name is A-Chan and I'm the owner of this bar...

She gets cut off with the crowd roaring, she ushers them to shut up

A-Chan: I want to say welcome to you all and that... We have some special boys here! The G-Boys!

The girls scream and A-Chan waves her hands up to make them take it up another level and make the scream louder

A-Chan: Yeah Ladies! I feel ya! I know how that is!

They quiet down to hear A-Chan speak once more, A-Chan holds her hand out to The G-Boys mainly Heero, she waves

A-Chan: Hey Heero baby! Well Any ways I want them to come up on stage! Come on you guys!

Duo: Did you hear that!? All the Ladies are going to check me out!

Heero: She said hey to me...

Trowa: Arg, Heero get a hold of your self!

They all move to the stage stepping on one at a time as Girls refrain from screaming, A-Chan gives them one mic to share

Random Girl: I love you Trowaaaaaaa!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

Trowa leans into the mic smiling with a faint chuckle

Trowa: ehheh... I love you too baby

The girl faints in the crowd as other girls scream at Trowa's sexy, Duo makes a face of disbelief

A-Chan: In honor of the G-Boys being on my stage, I want Candy to Play White Reflection the Techno Remix! Alright!!!

D.J. Candy puts on the music as the finest Felines in the club jump on stage and dance next to the G-Boys trying to get their attention, Duo's Attention is gotten

Duo: . . Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haw!

Duo slaps a girl's ass that comes running by, Wufei grabs an Asian girl that looks a bit like A-Chan and he kisses her on stage as the crowd roars, Quatre tries his best to fit in and dances with one of the girl, but she is a bit to much for Quatre to handle, as she "Backs that thang up" Quatre's nose bleeds and he faints on the stage. Trowa just stands there with his arms crossed tightly as girls surround him. Heero moves over to A-Chan slowly kicking at the ground.

Heero: ...How about the weather today...?

The asian girl that Wufei kissed trots over to A-Chan almost in tears

A-Chan: Hold that phone Heero, What's the matter Xiang Li Yun?

Xiang Li Yun: That... Other Chinese guy is rough housing! Look what he did to my make up!

A-Chan looks at Xiang Li Yun's make up and her lip stick is smeared, A-Chan says to her self but because of the blaring music her words can't be heard, her lips move looking like she is saying, "What--The...Censored" The song slowly fades out as it changed to "Smack my bitch up." Wufei grabs some girls and screams

Wufei: I'M PIMP OF THE WORLD!

But a firm pimp cane slaps on the ground, and there stands Quatre, dressed in a white fur coat aka the Pimp Coat. With his Pimp cane at his side Quatre gets more girls than anyone else on the stage, he smiles nodding his head as the feather in his Pimp hat bobs up and down

Heero: ...Okay this is some Censored up Censored

Duo: Who the hell is writing this?

Trowa Shurgs

Wufei: This isn't far T.T! I'm supposed to be the pimp!

Suddenly a large robotic foot slams through the roof of Club, A-Chan eyes turn into little dots as the dust clears... Luckly many people were hurt

A-Chan: Who would do this!? WHOOOOO!?

The G-Boys look up

Duo: By god!

Heero: Some one jacked my Gundam!... I mean It's Wing Zero!

Trowa and Wufei: Gasp!

From the cock pit is Zechs, he stands with his mask off and his long silky, god like hair floats with the small breeze of wind and his sky blue huanting eyes look down to... Look down too Moan ooohhhhaaa, err Excuse me I'm supposed to me narrorating AHEM His Blue eyes look down to A-Chan

Zechs: Just who I was looking for!

A-Chan: Who are you!

Zechs: Well G-Boys looks like you found your self a Chocolate fox tonight!

Heero: Shut up! What do you want!

Zechs flips his hair and A-Chan stares off, along with the other girls looking at Sex... I mean... Zechs

Trowa: A-Chan! Don't you fall for him

A-Chan: You're too late... He is scary yet he is sooo sexy. Am I crazy for thinking that?

Wufei: You've been crazy from the start

A-Chan: Hey!

With a clean swoop, Zechs snatches up A-Chan and he is back were he was standing, he holds A-Chan in his arms as she kicks and screams

A-Chan: Sooooooooooome boday Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeee!!!

Heero: A-Chan!!!

Wufei: What are YOU worried about?

Heero: ...

Heero points his gun at Wufei's nose

Heero: Dare not question me

Wufei: o.o; done!

Zechs: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You'll never get this Brown Suga back!

A-Chan: Let meh Go Let meh goo!!

Zechs: Oh shut up!!! You know you want me!

A-Chan: So!?

Zechs closes the cock pit and takes off with Wing Zero

Trowa: Oh great now what do we do!?

Duo looks down and sees a piece of paper under his feet, he bends down picking it up to look at it

Duo: Hmmm... I've gotten an Idea!

Heero: ...That's a first

Duo: Be quiet! You should listen if you want to see A-Chan Again!

Heero: ...Sigh If I must listen to your ramblings to save her

Quatre: What happened to you and Relena?

Heero: Bah she's old news...

Quatre: Old news?

Heero: You get sick of that "HEEEE-EEEEERRO" Censored ya know?

Trowa: I wouldn't get sick of her saying my name over and over, Heero I think that was a misunderstood plea to you. I think as while she was screaming out your name so many times she was meaning to say, "Heeeeroo Laayy mee!"

Heero: Too late, and that was the worst I've ever had. She was too loud vv;

Wufei: You should get up on Sally Po, she'll know how to make you howl... Boy

Trowa: I tried, she's a werid one. She wants you to bend over backward and do all Karma Sutra crap, I just want a good plain screw.

Duo: What about Noin?

Quatre: She's the door knob of the bunch along with Dorthy, everyone has had a turn with those two yawn

Everyone stops

Duo: ...God Damn and here I thought you were still a virgin...

Quatre: Yesh I still am! But tell me If I'm lying! I say to you Noin has been with EVERY body but her own boy Friend Zechs!

Heero: ...Speaking of that Club destroying freak... How are we going to find A-Chan, Duo?

Duo: ...It's risky but it's worth a try!

UH OH! A-Chan has been Kidnapped or should I say Kat-napped! What will become of A-Chan? What does Zechs want with A-Chan anyways? Will The G-Boys ever find her!?

Act 00 Part 2: Fine Felines Night on the Town! Kat-napped!