A/N: I do not own Glee, I do not own Dalton, I do not own the song "Pretend To Be Nice" nor "You Don't See Me" which are by Josie & The Pussycats, and I do not own "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera.

"This is such a stupid assignment."

"Since when does Medel give you assignments?"

"Since Kurt opened his stupid mouth and talked about how they used to get assignments back at his old school. And since we have nothing to prepare for, she wants to keep us busy. Hence this stupid assignment."

"Kurt's stupid mouth, eh? So I guess this means you're over him?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Fine. So what's the assignment anyway?"

"Pick a song by a 90's girl group that you can relate to."

Julian snickered. "Why 90's girl group?"

Logan shot him a look. "I don't know. Cause we're all boys and she wants us 'more in-tune with females'? Which is stupid because I don't need to be in-tune with females."

"How lucky for you. So what are you thinking?"

"I don't know. Maybe Josie & The Pussycats?"

Julian laughed at him. He walked over to where Logan was sitting and picked up a piece of sheet music that had been thrown away from him.

"Let's see."

Well he looks at me with those Innocent eyes,

And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise,

Because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied,

I hope that you got that shirt on half price,

And every word I say falls flat on the floor,

I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before,

And I don't think that I can take it no more,

He's driving me right out of my front door.

"Not relatable to me." But Julian kept singing.

Why do you do what you do to me baby,

You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,

You know if I could I'd do anything for you,

Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,

But can't you just pretend to be nice,

Can you at least pretend to be nice,

If you could just pretend to be nice,

Then everything in my life would be alright.

"Your voice sounds lovely Jules, but can we get back to me now?" But by now Julian was in full swing.

And I try so hard just to figure him out,

But he won't tell me what he's thinking about,

And then he falls asleep on the living room couch,

With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out,

And then he disappears for a week at a time,

And then he shows up just like everything's fine,

And I don't get what goes on in his mind,

But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines.

"Ok Jules really-" Julian sat down next to Logan, and laid his head on Logan's lap.

Why do you do what you do to me baby,

You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,

You know if I could I'd do anything for you,

Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,

But can't you just pretend to be nice,

Can you at least pretend to be nice,

If you could just pretend to be nice,

Then everything in my life would be alright.

"Uhm." Julian sat up and got off the bed and danced around the room a bit before he came before Logan, and dropped to his knees. He pressed his face up close to Logan and sang,

Why do you do what you do to me baby,

You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,

You know if I could I'd do anything for you,

Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,

But can't you just pretend to be nice,

Can you at least pretend to be nice,

If you could just pretend to be nice,

Then everything in my life would be alright.

Julian finished the song and sat back on his heels, panting. "Hm. Josie and the Pussycats. Very relatable."

"Very relatable? What? That song has nothing to do with me. Yeesh. You're pretty dense."

"Can't you just pretend to be nice?"

"Are you singing again or-oh." And suddenly it dawned on Logan. "Was that…to me?"

"Oh you caught that? What gave it away? The singing in front of you? Or the-"

"Do you really like me?"

"I put up with your shit."

"So does Derek."

"Yeah. Well. Derek is straight."

"So are you."

Julian got up from the floor and started to wander around the room. He stopped for a moment and turned to Logan. "Actually, I'm bi. So."

"Oh."

"Yup."

"Well then."

"Well then."